asphalt farmer

A city person who acts like a country person and looks stupid doing it

Real farmers truck: ford/dodge
Asphalt farmers truck: Chevy avelanche or any chevy

by Ja$h November 6, 2014

asphalt

A fault created by ones ass. A slip of the cheeks, a rectal passage malfunction. A shart. When you accidentally crap yourself.

Caution: Too much draft beer and taco's may cause an asphalt.

by Skinny John February 18, 2009

Asphalt Blaq

A group of the toughest niggas in the world who run train and eat chicken sandwiches and waffle fries made by various women.

Yo did you hear that Asphalt Blaq ran train on those BANs today?

by AnonymousBall3r June 10, 2010

asphalt ugly

term used to describe the ugliest beyond ugly creature; a beat ass bitch

damn bro, yo bitch is asphalt ugly.

by josue July 13, 2004

George of Asphalt

When a pot-hole is paved over with asphalt, resulting in an elevated spot on the road. This term derives from George, who is the owner of a major asphalt company.

Woah! Did you see that pot-hole? They really need to get a george of asphalt on there.

by weetiepeas December 24, 2010

asphalt shoes

Heavy shoes which allow workers to walk on warm material without leaving tracks.
Also can be used as an insult or accusation of guile, saying one either has heavy steps or aren't very agile, or that they think they are clever.

I see you got them asphalt shoes. Now see if you can walk on water for me, ya jackass.

by rtil April 19, 2005

1% Asphalt Team

a team from asphalt 9: legends that are one of the best ever for their platform. they show exceptional performance with insane times in specific events, and always dominate in multiplayer. they are pending on their custom banner to their team.

1% Asphalt Team performs outstanding in the game Asphalt 9: Legends.

by booty licking bandits August 12, 2020