Assume

to make a complete idiot out of yourself or another person by saying that something happened that didn't

When you assume, you are making an ASS out of U or ME!

by Alice Green March 21, 2010

Assume the position

assume the position: To tell someone to get down on all fours (hands and knees) preferably when they are naked. The person who is being told assumes they will be receiving something soon.

For example if I want to do my girlfriend doggie style I will tell her to assume the position.

by Old mr Fickelsworth gots game January 29, 2010

ASSUME

When you ASSUME means that you make an ass out of you and me.

If you see an over weight woman, the last thing you should do is ASSUME that she is pregnant.

by One who ASSUMEs to much November 19, 2013

Ahlume

Ahlume is an African Goddess. She's also smart and beautiful and everyone nows down to her. You get nervous when she walks towards you cause you know she's better than you you. Put some respect on a girl names Ahlume. She makes anyone fall in love with her!

"Oh man, Ahlume has my heart. I'd catch a grenade for her"

by Jazson August 15, 2021

assumer

a person with a tendency to jump to conclusions without proof or evidence.

Ryan is such an assumer. You can't tell him anything without him jumping the gun.

by kevin benham July 13, 2006

Assume

Assume? Isn’t not an assumption.

Hym “Assume? It’s not an assumption. It’s an inference. I’m seeing action and inferring meaning. Which is what I should be doing. Should I, instead, ignore incongruence between action and speech? I think not. I don’t think I will. I’m not going to let you do this. I don’t have to so I’m not going to. There’s nothing more to negotiate.”

by Hym Iam October 19, 2022

Assume

to take for granted or without proof. (also known as Serina)

I assume I am right.

by unknown` September 22, 2012