Askhole

That guy you know at family gatherings or work who asks your advice or help for something they basically suck at. Without exception, askholes reward you by arguing about your advice to seem an equal.

Also universally, askholes reject your advice, fail publicly, then shift part or all of the blame to you. Because they did the opposite of what you told them. After they asked you.

Askholes are incredibly greedy with your time, ut generous with their own. They'll spend hours giving newer employees and new family members advice you must then advise them to forget.

"You're new here. Don't talk to Dennis. He's an askhole."

by ThatStevethough December 17, 2016

Askhole

One who constantly asks demanding, tedious, and inconvenient favors of others.

The askhole is known to ask a bullshit favor of practically anyone, will selfishly never reciprocate, and is often incapable of concealing his/her lack of interest in/concern for anyone else's lives. A typical askhole believes himself/herself to be a good friend.

ASKHOLE: Hey can I borrow your truck to go travelling for 6 months?
GOOD GUY: Umm...
ASKHOLE: Cheers, bud.

ASKHOLE: Hey can I have half of your sandwich?
GOOD GUY: Well, I'm pretty hungry...
ASKHOLE: K, cheers, dude *munch*

by bigbenbooty February 10, 2014

askhole

One of those idiots who like using ask.com like some stuck up prick, instead of using google.

I didn't know you didn't like google.com! You're such an askhole!

by ZimFFan July 27, 2007

askhole

Someone in your office (or other venue) constantly asks stupid questions.

Me: Damn, that bitch Susan is such an askhole.

You: Why's that?

Me: She keeps asking me dumbfuck questions!

by InterwebFanatic March 19, 2011

Askhole

A person that always ask questions and never shuts their mouth. Usually starts every sencents with "Ummm" and most people cant talk to this person for more then one minute.

Their a akward, weird, person that doesnt have many friends.

Also is kinda stupid

Teacher talking about something, and just explained everything
Sam "Ummm yeah how does that work? Um um..."
Teacher "Well let me explain it AGAIN"

Class "Ugh eff that askhole"

by hollywoodundead<3 January 20, 2011

askhole

A person who demands to see evidence, proof, or supporting information for your arguments (as though they are throwing down the gauntlet), but when you provide the requested proof, evidence, and supporting information, they don't read it, listen to it, watch it, or intellectually consider it (maybe because they are just being an ASKHOLE.

She demanded that i provide proof for my point, so i printed up all the scientific studies, and gathered video lectures by leading experts in the field, and then, like a total askhole, she refused to look at any of it.

by etyrnal January 24, 2016

askhole

someone who continually asks for your advice then chooses to go against it

ive told her 4 times already and she still hasn't learned. she is such an askhole.

by chip'd October 20, 2018