Amentistic

A person relating to or suffering from amentia

You know those times when you're trying to help someone out but they're so amentistic that they can't see basic logic and sense. The kind of people that make you want to slit your abdomen so you don't have to breathe the same air as them. The kind of people who make you feel like you've lost brain cells after talking to them.

by Adam Sanderson January 19, 2018

Agent Finn

(n / adv) A (presumed fictional) independent opperative of legendary standing regarded for the ability to disappear and reappear in socio-tactical (frequently entheogenic) situations leaving no trace save cosmological contrails. Used to describe someone displaying these qualities.

"Where is Jimmy...he was just here?"

"He must have pulled an Agent Finn and gone for some pizza."

by Mike Bishop January 28, 2007

asantewaa

She’s a good listener. The best You could get. She will solve any problem in no time. She is very passionate about the things she does. Do not ever ignore, because her attention shows promise and will amaze you

“Asantewaa, could you come and help me with my work,”pleaded Christel

by Rockys November 20, 2019

FBI Agent

People who can look like 7 other people in 5 minutes and have 18 different passports with 35 different names.

Work for the part of government who thinks they are the smart ass and center of the world. People usually have a love-hate relationship with them, in the sense that you get amazed by the jobs they do but also hate their snobby know-it-all attitude. In movies they are the people who flash a wallet and roar "FBI!" as they chase after terrorists with legit looking guns.

Favorite phrase is "that information is classified." This phrase is also the reason why people think they are snobby know-it-alls.

Person 1: Who wear sunglasses on a rainy day looking like they are going to the concert in that suit?
Person 2: Some kind of FBI Agent...

by tyrekesage May 26, 2010

Absentee Printing

The much maligned practice of printing eleventy billion pages in a busy computer lab and then leaving them unattended on a laser printer's paper tray for long periods of time. Absentee printers often confuse and annoy their fellow computer lab patrons as their excessive printing quickly buries the print jobs of other lab patrons.

This practice often forces harried college students to waste precious time sifting through dozens of pages of random senior theses, flyers, newsletters, and other miscellaneous crap in order to find their term papers, tragically thwarting last minute attempts to finish and print homework 5 minutes before class starts.

Chronic absentee printers often sit blissfully at their computers browsing Facebook for extremely long periods of time before retrieving their documents.

Absentee printing is endemic to college computer labs the world over.

Bob stormed in late to his philosopy class because his essay got caught up in the fray of absentee printing.

Jane stood hovering over the printer for five minutes as he waited for the 100 page print job of an anonymous absentee printer to hopelessly spew out of the printer.

by iNetter December 1, 2009

Chaos Agent

A person or people that purposefully causes chaos or mischief within a group for the sake of entertainment.

Yo! She just outed Brian and left. She's such a fucking chaos agent.

by Starquti September 5, 2020

Agent Mo

A cocky and Arrogant gamer, who heavily plays Killzone 2 and Uncharted 2 thinking he is immense when really he is an ego-maniac turd, with a high-pitched voice.

The Phrase 'Agent Mo' is used when referring to people who think they are good are something when really they are not.

Trenton: Oh lord. Look at Gertrude over there. He thinks he is so good but he sucks turd.

Josh: Yeah, he is pulling an Agent Mo.

by Artirtico August 3, 2010