ASDA john

He's a right scruffy ASDA john he is

There's always a scruffy chap named ASDA John at every ASDA store that's always begging other fellow employees at brake times,this individual is commonly known as an ASDA john

by Fagnubfingers September 1, 2023

asda-ey

Over-strict with attention to pointless detail.

see 'Anally Retentive'

These rules seem a little bit asda-ey

by Samuel549 December 26, 2007

Asda Bog Cleaner

A retard who cleans the bogs at Asda. These mentally-unfortunate individuals can often be seen fishing out unflushable Hill biscuits with a net and eating them for lunch.

What's David doing?

Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!

by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle May 16, 2009

thats a ASDA john

scruffy looking leech that attaches to anyone until all goodwill is exhausted and, has to be physically removed at which point will search for next victim

Have you managed to get rid of ASDA John or is he still using everything you got in bruv ?

Well thats a ASDA John

by ASDA John September 1, 2023

ASDA

Often confused with Walmart’s british cousin, the acronym ASDA is frequented in text speak of English youths. Standing for ‘AAH SHIT DADS AWAKE’, it is often used whilst piledriving your stepmother, or sneaking in a coke-fuelled street whore who’s just that little bit too loud

‘SHHH come up quietly!’
*Drug-ridden prostitute gets ketty legs and falls down stairs*
‘ASDA!!!!’

by Kifaru September 1, 2020

ASDA

IF YOU SHOP ANYWHERE ELSE U GEA

criple 1 : asda for life
ginger 1 : truuuuu

by Kevin Dorito January 12, 2022

ASDA John

Pulling an ASDA John

Borrowing money & having literally no intention whatsoever of honoring the debt is now widely known as pulling an ASDA John

by Fagnubfingers September 1, 2023