Albino Gravy Pump

A vigorous hand job with two fisted pumping action delivering a climactic release of Albino Gravy aka jizz.

Jessie gave me the old albino gravy pump last night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2017

Albina

A sex goddess and beauty queen. Makes men turn heads. Lives life to the fullest and has no regrets. Loves her friends dearly and does anything for them.

What's that girls name?
Albina
She's so effin hot!

by dlm=) February 3, 2010

albinoblacksheep

The hub of countless flash videos, random images and text files, and hilarious chat logs.

I love albinoblacksheep. It makes my pants like a tent.

by Roar June 15, 2003

albino starfish

A freshly bleached anus.

She went to the boutique for an albino starfish.

by freddythegeek September 9, 2010

Stefan Abingdon

One of the world's best musicians. He's respected most for a band he helped found, with Ashley Horne and Dru Wakely, The Midnight Beast. He's also been in other bands such as Icarus Burning, R. U. Twin, The Clik Clik, Perfect People, Ink, and Killafornia. His talents in most bands were lead guitar/lead vocalist, but he's also done keyboard. Such hits have made him famous like Tik Tok (Parody), Jezebel, Did You Wrong, Masks, and Song. His talent is superior compared to most modern artists today and even produced for Selena Gomez's album "When The Sun Goes Down".

Fan Girl 1 - Damn... Stefan Abingdon's fine.
Fan Girl 2 - Couldn't you recognise him for his talent instead?
Fan Girl 1 - Yeah... well he does sing well.
Fan Girl 2 - WELL? He's like the world's best singer -- ever!

by StefanAjax101 July 20, 2011

Partying With My Albino Friend

Doing cocaine.

I tip my hat and say goodnight

To the lovely lady dressed in white

My smooth white princess in the night

Ohhh, you know it makes me so sad

Partying with my albino friend

But all good things, they must end

Goodbye snowy road...

by A Certain Doctor December 19, 2009

Abingdon

A small town in southwest Virginia that reminds you of that girl in your math class who is very pretty and sweet, but doesn't have much to offer beyond that. Young people in Abingdon learn to entertain themselves, because the alternative is just too terrible. Popular activities include recreational drug use and blowing up things they find at the grocery store with fireworks.

I'm from Abingdon. Of course I know what a tilapia with a roman candle in it looks like.

by maryla September 30, 2007