rat-arsed

English slang-term meaning drunk. Nothing to do with rats or their arses.

Paula Abdul is always rat-arsed

by Jack Hackett August 24, 2007

lame arse

Adjective. Someone who is utterly lame.
Also pronounced lame ass, in America.

"Nick why the fuck did you lock yourself in the bathroom for 4 hours because you were drunk, you total lame arse"

by MC Blitzkrieg April 9, 2006

Arse bump

Taking drugs rectally

We turn that into a solution to arse bump it

by commander opioid October 14, 2011

Arse stained tattie

A way to call someone a potato dipped in shit. A general insult.

Sum Buddy: "Can I borrow 5 bucks?"
Appe Erson: "Fok off ya arse stained tattie"

by The Insult Man April 16, 2021

can't be arsed syndrome

The ailment that afflicts all those who should really be doing something productive but instead end up procrastinating or doing something which requires little or no effort what so ever.

I was going to look for a job but i was suffering from can't be arsed syndrome and ended up watching crap TV all day.

by Martyn Hinchey June 11, 2008

rat arsed

To be ridiculously drunk

I wana get rat arsed!
I was fuckin' rat arsed last night

by AO'CB May 14, 2008

arse over tit

To fall over spectacularly. See A over T, cunt up

"I was so drunk I fell arse over tit"

by ladyhancock March 24, 2003