take off your armor

Medieval sex term for taking off your condom, used in the ye ole days when banging unprotected.

The king said," Take off your armor"
"I like to live dangerously"

by Cheeky Scrubl0rd February 10, 2015

Combat armor

A combat-armor is a wearable apparel used to protect its wearer from impacts, such as bullets or bludgeoning force. A combat-armor generally is sold/distributed with an accompaining helmet as part of a complete kit, and thus the combat-armor refer to the combat-vest and combat-helmet, as well as any other itens that may come included in a kit, such as gauntlets or combat-boots.

The army issued PASGT vest (now outdated) is a form of combat armor consisting of the vest, boots, helmet (separately classified as simply the PASGT helmet). PASGT stands for Personal armor system for ground troops.

by ChaoticNeutral2 August 14, 2011

poking through the armor

Having a boner

Andy you are poking through the armor again

by OverTheCow November 22, 2016

Superior Dragon Armor

1 of the 7 different dragon armors that is considered as one of the best late-game armor in Hypixel Skyblock. They are worth around 55-60 million coins.

Me: yes, finally, we have 60 mil in the bank, I can finally buy Superior Dragon Armor!
My co-op member: haha moni go bye-bye

by Timothink June 27, 2020

plot armor

Character shields (also known as plot armor or plot shield) are plot devices in films and television shows that prevent important characters from dying or being seriously injured at dramatically inconvenient moments. It often denotes a situation in which it strains credibility to believe that the character would survive.

"The art is nice, but the concept is obviously pretty stupid. Hell, just the fact that they're using the most broken character with plot armor as thick as fangirls' raging hardons for him, from Naruto, against someone who was shown to only be a mediocre bender at the beginning of the series (the form of Zuko used here) should tell you something."

--Anonymous, from 4chan's /co/ board, describing a Deviantart comic depicting Naruto's Sasuke fighting Avatar's Zuko.

by Zootsutra April 23, 2008

A night without armor

The act of having sex without a condom, especially with the singer-songwriter Jewel.

Etymology: Jewel's 1998 poetry collection, A Night without Armor

Anthony Kiedis: How was the concert last night?

Flea: Sick. I hooked up with Jewel!

AK: Did you use a rubber?

Flea: Nah, dude, it was a night without armor.

by tanguy22 May 5, 2011

Hummus Armor

LAN dodging usually performed by dipping your mouse in Hummus as well as by making IED's and doing push-ups on webcam. Common to Counter Strike: Source players who are afraid to go to LAN.

I called that equake kid out on cheats.

He put on his hummus armor and left me raging.

by broder_gloosys October 9, 2009