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Applezed

To do something counterproductive; To undo the work of yourself or others.

Derived from the "undo" keyboard command on the apple mac.
Sorry to applezed, guys, but it looks like we're starting Duke Nukem 3 from scratch. Again.
by Andy Thorley September 27, 2004
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Applize

verb.

To convert an ordinary object in to a 'must have' object of desire, irrespective of price point or functionality. Whatever the object it must be white.

Often used in conjunction with the verb jobbed. This term is used by the people who used to sell objects before they were applized e.g. laptops, phones and so forth.
Bill: Look what do you think of my new laptop?
Ben: Dude. It's already been applized. Your market share is crumbling. You've been jobbed.
Bill: No way man. Check out his...
Ben: What is it?
Bill: A phone.
Ben: Why is the screen blue?
Bill: Damn!
by digital.sam September 28, 2009
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Applied technology high school

If you go here you are an elite person Engineering is way better than medical. Freshmen are the worst at this school and dont know how to walk. Its not that hard to get into so apply and get free college credits. Theirs a bunch of sexy dudes but the sexiest are Richard Mike and Nick. The girls are also pretty good looking but if your white you not getting no action so go back to your hometown to find some cheeks.
What school do you go to?
Bergen Tech(Dont wanna let people know they go to applied technology High School)
by Girl From ATHS October 7, 2019
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Johnny Appleseed

When some one puts cold apple sauce in their mouth and then performs fellatio on a male.

Variants:

Alaskan Johnny Appleseed: Frozen Apple sauce

Johnny Appleseed down under: Johnny Appleseed performed from behind
BUDDY: "Some dude in the bar last night pulled out the Mott's Apple Sauce, filled his mouth with it and went down on me!"

ME: "No Shit! it's called a Johnny Appleseed"
by Patriot Academy Cadre June 8, 2011
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Appletizers

Appetizers ordered at Applebee's
What kind of appetizer do you want babe?

Don't you mean Appletizer? Gosh, look at where we are eating dork.
by alyandbri July 19, 2010
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Appetized

The same thing as hungry, but I hate Aviya.
"Seeing all these human feces is making me really appetized! And I hate Aviya!"
by Hungry Hungry Hoopo March 13, 2009
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Johnny Appleseed

The quantitative mixture of malt liquor, bagged/boxed crisp white wine. This lovely cocktail is crisp and refreshing, while providing you with the alcohol percentage you need to have a fun filled evening.
Dude i was drinking some Johnny Appleseed and shared it with this chick, she became my wife after!
by foodknowledge February 21, 2011
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