I was in the middle of a conference call and Joe barged in to show me his new mobile app. What an apphole!
by melonzilla April 21, 2015
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Don't bother making plans to meet up with Pete - he's such an acehole that you'll be sitting at the bar alone all night.
by KImCobain August 26, 2017
Get the acehole mug.-A gash in a solid object or mass, produced by forceful contact from a swing of an axe.
-A play on the word asshole, a sort of Malaprop.
-A term that describes dirtbag lumberjacks.
-When used in conjuction with lumberjack,(a derogatory term for gay men) it can be an add-on to further convey a gay male's affinity for man orifice.
-A double entendre that can be used in a script re-write to appease a Television or Film censor.
-A play on the word asshole, a sort of Malaprop.
-A term that describes dirtbag lumberjacks.
-When used in conjuction with lumberjack,(a derogatory term for gay men) it can be an add-on to further convey a gay male's affinity for man orifice.
-A double entendre that can be used in a script re-write to appease a Television or Film censor.
"Did you catch the Lumberjack Sports Show on the TV? There were axeholes everywhere"
"Yeah, homo Ernie loves the axeholes, he's a real lumberjack."
"Well the censor said we can't have the villain say asshole. So, instead of a knife, we'll give him an axe, and as he finishes hacking his victim up, we'll have him say..."
"How do you like that, axehole?"
"Yeah, homo Ernie loves the axeholes, he's a real lumberjack."
"Well the censor said we can't have the villain say asshole. So, instead of a knife, we'll give him an axe, and as he finishes hacking his victim up, we'll have him say..."
"How do you like that, axehole?"
by JuanThompson December 31, 2008
Get the axehole mug.Someone who carries on an entire conversation with you without once tearing herself away from her iPhone.
Gee, thanks for sharing conversation with me without once visually acknowledging my existence, you apphole.
by LandLawMan January 19, 2014
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Get the axehole mug.A word for guys who use an extreme amount of axe to the point where girls automatically know they are an ass.
When I walked by and smelled his overpowering amount of cologne, I immediately knew he was an axehole.
by Becausewhynot August 29, 2014
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