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anti-stone cold savage

TOM: Just ask her out

Mark: Nah,man I’m too scared
TOM: Stop acting like an “anti-stone cold savage” and just do it
by Bobbyisnotoriginal December 27, 2018
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Anti Squirrel Coalition

Semi paramilitary group with the harge of defending the world against the threat of squirrel world domination. Originally based in Michigan, the ASC HQ was moved to Kentucky from which the war against the tree rats is coordinated to this day.
ASC special forces often go into the woods to gather intelligence and engage Enemy forces.
by John February 8, 2004
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Anti-Social Personality Disorder

Definately NOT to be confused with someone who is Asocial. AsPD is a Personality Disorder characterised by behaviour which is deemed anti-social such as wreckless driving, superficial charm, pathological lying, criminal versatility, sexual promiscuity and much more.

AsPD is the most difficult personality disorder to treat as it effects people on both a psychological and genetic level.
Jeffrey Dahmer, Ted Bundy and Charles Manson had varying forms of Anti-Social Personality Disorder.
by Sociowrath June 21, 2013
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anti-STD

1. Condome

2. A person who gets checked for STD's in-between relationships.
Jeff G. is an anti-STD. He is celibate right now. After he is celibate for 3 months, he'll get tested.

Why wait 3 months?

It takes 3 months for most STD's to be detectable. If you just caught an STD yesterday, and get tested today, the test will say you are clean, even though you are not.
by Sarah Goven March 12, 2009
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Anti-shotgun

A game played with similar rules to "shotgun". The notable exception is that he who calls anti-shotgun is exempt from sitting in the front seat with the taxi driver with especially pungent body odor. This game can only be played when 3 people are choosing positions for a 4 seat taxi.
Tim and Chris called anti-shotgun forcing me to hold my breath for the entire 30 minute cab ride back to the hotel.
by DrGordonFreeman October 16, 2010
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anti-simp

A true chad who believes that both genders are equal and thinks that women shouldn’t be held in a higher regard just because they’re female.

This may lead to some people thinking they’re douchebags because they don’t follow modern societal expectations for how each gender should be treated.

As a follower of ‘equal rights, equal fights’, they will be fully willing to fight anyone who they believe deserves it.
Steve: “Bro, that chick is so hot, if she sat on my face and suffocated me to death, I’d be okay with it.”

Bob: “Wtf, why are you such a simp?”

Steve: “Are you saying that you’ve never been horny before?”

Bob: “No, but that doesn’t mean I’d do anything for someone I found attractive. In fact, if she tried doing that to me, I’d have no trouble knocking her into next week!”

Steve: “Idk, dude, seems more douchebagish to me than anything.”

John: “Nah, it just means Bob is an anti-simp.”
by Lorekeeper GGuy May 1, 2020
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anti-shittist

One who does not accept the Mighty Doo Doo Turd (Duda'h) as his personal savior.
Anti-shittists try to redicule the shittist religion
by Mr. Dwayne June 15, 2008
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