apoplectic

Getting angry and frustrated to the point you lose all senses and be nothing but angry and frustrated.

You get super horny and you watch porn video but the internet disconnects, while you begin to fap furiously to stave off depression, sending you into apoplectic rage

they banned me again for not following their petty rules. They triggered my fucking apoplectic rage and i ain't gonna chill down until i fucking destroy 4chan with my super hacker online friends

by Don'tCorrectMe August 5, 2018

apophoret

A gift given to celebrate a new year.

Peyton gave her best friend Whitney a bottle of wine as an apophoret to celebrate the new year.

by Peyyyy November 26, 2013

Annopause

The uncomfortable few days between Christmas and the New Year when nothing seems to happen. The old year is dead; the new one hasn't begun. Everyone else is on holiday, television is showing older re-runs than normal, and the shops are either shut or crowded.

The kids' presents needed batteries, but everywhere seemed to be closed for the annopause.

by James Dignan January 8, 2009

apoptosis

Programmed cell death as signalled by the nuclei in normally functioning human and animal cells when age or state of cell health and condition dictates.
Cellular Suicide.

-I can't quite make out what Billy wrote down in his biology notes....ahhh, apoptosis. Of course.

by JohnnyC February 8, 2005

Aspophilia

From the diminutive of Aspergers, "Aspie" and the Greek -philia φιλία = love.

1) A sexual attraction to geeks.

I've found that many female Doctor Who fans have Aspophilia.

I knew I was an Aspophiliac as soon as I listened to his Quantum Mechanics lecture.

by nicocoer April 19, 2009

Apopka High School

This is the school is in the town of apopka, and holds all sorts of people. It has the uppity, rich type (usually white), the spanish, the south apopkans (usually black minus,my family), and the white trash from rock springs trailer park. We pride ourselfs on the fact that we have the "best" football team and our unique mascot, the blue darter! You can always catch a fight between the infamous SUR13 and APK gangs. In 2008, a new school was built so we no longer have to deal with the old, moldy campus! Our top rivals are Edgewater and Lake Brantley. Our sister-school is Wekiva. Abbrev. : AHS

"Do you go to Edgewater?"
"Fuck you, i got to Apopka High school!!"

by C/O2010 June 25, 2009

ANPOOMA

Acronym for "A Number Pulled Out Of My Ass". It's what results when you PANOOMA. Used in any context where you have to come up with a number but don't have the time or inclination to actually do the work to figure out what the real number is.

"I told him it was 37%, but that was just ANPOOMA."

by RantingNerd November 2, 2009