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life alert

robbery sounds life alert guy: you have been detected LEAVE NOW!
by osnap kevin January 29, 2009
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red alert

A Command and Conquer series game made by Westwood Studios.

The plot: Albert Einstein tries to stop by WWII by going back in time and killing Hitler. He accomplishes his mission, but little does he know that Josef Stalin decides to build a massive army and proceeds to take over Europe. Thus, The Great World War Two starts.

Considered one of the greatest RTS (real time strategy) games.
n00b: d00d i wuz playen red alert adn i totly pwned hiz bais wit a lazer d00d rush!!11111oneone

Red Alert player: Do you even know what Red Alert is?
by skater910 August 22, 2004
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Alerion

A morbid act of ending a relationship
James got tired of his stalker so he committed an alerion.
by Alex Asking July 3, 2010
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Spoiler Alert

1. When talking about a movie to an audience that has not yet seen the movie, this phrase is used by a speaker to warn that they are about to reveal plot details that may be surprising or unexpected. The thought is that revealing certain plot details will detract from the natural viewing experience, so the warning serves as an opportunity for people to stop listening/reading.

1a. The same idea, but in the context of other media such as books, television shows, etc.

2. Often this phrase is used jokingly following, or immediately proceeding information that is felt to be obvious.
1) Spoiler alert! We're about to discuss the ending of the Empire Strikes Back, so stop reading now if you haven't seen it yet.

2) "I loved Titanic, the best part was the special effects during the ship sinking... oh sorry, spoiler alert."
by Waveofreactions June 9, 2018
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Allergy Marching Band

An organization welcoming people who blow their noses loudly during class or in other public places resembling sounds made by various band instruments including trumpets, low brass, and woodwinds.
"Dude, Matt blew his nose so loudly he could have joined the Allergy Marching Band."
by Yu Ann Noyme March 3, 2009
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Andere

She's probably the bff and/or gf u could wish for. She's smart and beautiful, every girl wants to be her bff and every guy to be her bf but she's aint an easy catch. U gotta work for her but once u have her she will be loyal and stand by and support u. She's the type of friend that will eventually become ur sister. Like a dude magnet too but won't take shit from a player and will go only for the best of the best. She's often popular because of how she's nice to everyone and is the most easy to connect person u will ever meet. They r mostly dark brunets with coco skin and a laugh that is highly contagious. Anderes don't come along often so u gotta be lucky when they do.
Andere:R u good?
Friend: ...

Andere:I'm gonna kill them.
by uthought September 27, 2018
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Crime-Alert

Verb: To Rape, Assault, Mug, Sexually Harass, Victimize, Emotionally Traumatize, Engage in Surprise Butt-Sex, Polar Bear Hunting, with use of knife, gun, or various pointy objects. Occurs at any time of day on college campuses primarily after midnight, and is promptly reported by the local police department via email. And instead of taking measures to prevent said crime-alerts, local law enforcement officials proceed to raid bars and hand out numerous underage drinking tickets.
Jane was walking home late on a friday night, and was crime-alerted by two big dudes, with a gun. But thank God the police were at the bar to give Johnny got an underage drinking ticket.
by PolarBearHunter002 November 17, 2010
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