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Alabama Angler Fish

When you take a entire large mouth bass, cram it into your partner's vagina and fuck the fishes mouth.
Dude Debra let me give her a Alabama Angler Fish.
by Ginger Cat Attack September 26, 2019
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anus angler

A homo who likes to catch the anus when it is off guard, and try to tear it a new one.
Bob: There's that damn anus angler again!
Bill: Yea make sure you watch your cornhole!
by damnnit this sux November 24, 2005
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wang angler

a person who is interested in the male sex organ, either being a gay or a woman. Some people are recreational wang anglers, while others are professionals. Professional wang anglers are characterized by loose vaginas/anuses, STD's, and the need to be smacked around by a Pimp. Recreational wang anglers usually hang out at bars and have lower back tattoos. Male wang anglers are characterized by designer clothes, a feminine voice, and a raging passion for cowboys' butts.
Get off your wang angling ass and make some money.

That dude at the gym is such a wang angler.
by JSpyder August 8, 2007
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Ozark Angler

The act of pulling your penis out of the ass of your mate and slapping it across their face so it resembles a brown trout flopping out of the water.
common exclamations while performing the Ozark Angler:

"HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT BROWN TROUT?!"

"WATCH OUT, HERE COMES THE CORN-EYED BROWN!"

"If you kiss the brown trout, he'll spit in your face"
by Troutslayer May 18, 2012
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Alaskan Angler

With a man lying on his back and a partner performing oral sex between his legs. At the point of no return the partner pulls away from the penis, the man takes control and in a forward flicking motion ejaculates toward the face of the said partner.
cumejaculateblow jobheadbjsuckfestThe Alaskan Angler
by John O. W February 17, 2009
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Angry Angler

A man typically divorced between the ages of 25 and 40 who is addicted to fishing. Majoriy of the following must have occured during an Angry Angler's life:

-Abadons wife to fish. Typically, he will do many chores around the house in an effort to be granted permission to fish.

-Monitors the weather constantly, to include phases of the moon, wind speed and direction, and water temperatures. All other weather data is for dumb losers.

-Must have horrible credit, a piece of shit car, and no clothing less than 10 years old. However, you possess over 30 fishing rods and a tackle box too large for a one man carry.

-Must have spent at least 6 hours fishing during a wedding anniversary or a wife's birthday on more than 3 occasions.

-When in a social setting, you always show pictures of fish recently caught. You continue to rant to an uninterested bystander for up to 45 minutes on favorite fishing spots and lures of choice.

-You have taken your entire family to Bass Pro Shops and capped off the day with dinner in the store.
I can't live with that Angry Angler anymore. He's destroying my life. He comes home smelling of fish and he just lost his third job this month.
by Angry Angler July 7, 2008
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Approval-Angler

A person who desperately fishes for compliments by use of false self-deprecation, especially through social media.
"Ugggggh, I look totes awful in this selfie I

just purposely posted of myself, right?"

"Don't comment on that. She's a total Approval-Angler and just trying to get compliments."
by AmyMar April 17, 2014
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