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angelina jolie

One of the hottest women in Hollywood for sure, though I must admit her lips a bit overated, and the whole "I'm straight but I'd do Angelina Jolie" thing is so cliche and lame.

Eitherway she's a very sweet chick who actually cares about the poor, and adopts children from 3rd world countries. She isn't too trendy (which is a good thing) but still has a very cool style like Gwen Stefani, and she has some tight original tattoo's.
Angelina Jolie is a total bad ass.
by jolina April 12, 2005
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angelina jolie

Prototype of the perfect-looking woman.
Living proof that God wants men to be happy.
A goddess on earth.
Major boner-fuel.
by HelloSidney May 12, 2008
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angelina jolie

Better known as Tomb Raider. Jolie is the world's most famous archaeologist. Her exploits were depicted in the Tomb Raider series of video games and films. Due to her incredible hotness, Jolie became Male Masturbation Fantasy # 1 for three years in a row between 2001 and 2003.
Angelina Jolie is the greatest archaeologist in the history of mankind.
by Samantha Fox November 7, 2007
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Angelina Jolie

A bad girl gone good. She cares about people. She is someone we should all try to emulate.
I'm glad she's so kind
by KroSS October 4, 2004
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Angelicia

Angelicia is kind beautiful and she gets all the guys not just with her looks but with her personality and she can keep a secret and shell keep a promise she is loyal and she can fight so i wouldn't mess with her
I dont want to mess with angelicia
by Penguin1223 September 5, 2016
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angelica schuyler

That older sister that will roast your ass if you hurt anyone she loves, LOOK OUT ALEXANDER! She gonna roast that ham just right. Hamilton
Ten dollar, founding father without a father. Got a lot farther by working a lot harder, by being a lot smarter, by being a self-starter. By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter. And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away, across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up. Inside he was looking for something to be a part of. The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter.
Washington hires Hamilton right on sight, but Hamilton still wants to fight, not write. Now, Hamilton's skill with a quill is undeniable... gotta watch out.
Person 1: Holy crap Angelica Schuyler bitch slapped
The humiliating act of slapping someone across the face. To be avoided.
You keep it up, she will bitch slap you!Thomas Jefferson so hard once that he refused to go to any parties she was in!
Person2: Damn, she must've been one scary lady.
by GirlyNyan Cat October 8, 2017
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Angelia

An Angelia is the most beautiful and sexy woman you will ever see. One could sit and just watch her for hours on end, never getting bored or restless but always feeling lucky and blessed just to have had that moment. An Angelia is very funny and even at times, dorky, in the things that say and are always at ease in crowds of people and very socialable. An Angelia can make anybody feel comfortable around her, even those that might feel shy from talking to someone as hot as she is. She can be oblivious sometimes to her effect on men and is very modest and humble about her looks but make no mistake, an Angelia is the sexiest woman you will ever encounter. Her figure is phenomenal, she is in fantastic shape and clothes look like they were designed around her body. A man will have endless dreams about what it must be like to have seconds alone with an Angelia and the man that is blessed that opportunity will memorize each and every moment that he gets. You will fall hopelessly in love with her the moment she first tilts her head to the side, lets her hair drape across her face and then flashes that absolutely perfect smile at you. You cannot resist Angelia and will question every decision that you had made in your life that managed to get you to this moment of meeting and falling in love with her. The man that meets an Angelia is truly a fortunate soul and will immediately know that there is nobody else in the world he should ever hope to meet. An Angelia is absolute perfection.
OMG, I was out the other night and met this amazing woman. She was definitely an Angelia!
by ichiban66 January 25, 2013
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