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black anaconda

adj. a long, darkly colored fecal projectile of a humanly impossibly size that exits the anus after a good, fibrous meal. Usually in a swirl like fashion, similar to that of soft-serve ice cream.
Vanessa returned from the toilet, wearing a bleak look on her face while rubbing her stomach. David looks at her and asks, "What's wrong?" Vanessa replies, "I think something's wrong with me. I just took the biggest, nastiest, smelliest shit in my life and I swear... it was a Black Anaconda!" David then replies with a grim look on his face, "...That's not good."
by Venom_Freja April 25, 2010
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angela anaconda

A Canadian cartoon where the characters are made from actual black and white pictures of people, giving them gray skin which looks weird. The show is about a girl named Angela Anaconda (the characters are humans despite her last name) who in each episode has these weird fantasies about the mean girl at school, her teacher or her two weird older brothers getting injured or killed.
I watched Angela Anaconda today, and that show is so weird. Not to mention Angela’s voice sounds like Mandark after inhaling helium.
by EmmyCat328 January 25, 2020
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Alabama Anaconda

Getting pegged by a dominatrix while she rubs between your nuts.
"When I see my mistress, I always go in for the Alabama Anaconda. I'm always sore, but it's always worth it."
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anjack

"Hey dude look at those anjacks there drinking Tiger beer with that hot chick."
by ElectricEelShock September 9, 2009
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anfa

Anfa is a loving, caring, and passionate girl. She sees potential on almost eveyone and will help every succeed with their path to life. She cares a lot about her friends and knows when something is wrong. If you have a friend named anfa, you're very lucky. They're hard to find.
I love your friend! She must be an anfa
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anachronism

(uh-nak-ruh-niz-uhm)

From Middle Greek anachronismo, the word Anachronism refers to an event, person, object or custom that is chronologically out of place. It can also be an error in chronology, in which a person, object, event, etc., is assigned a date or period other than the correct one.
Popularized by the Dresden Dolls’ song Girl Anachronism, you probably didn’t know the existence of the word until you heard that song, bitch.
by jester. August 26, 2006
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anachronaut

A person who enjoys speaking and/or behaving in anachronistic fashion.

1) One who speaks in the ye olde style.
2) Someone who wears old fashioned clothes eg: fop wear, corsets, hoopskirts. Can also mean someone wearing more recent though out of style clothing (from the 70s 80s 90s etc).
3) Anyone using out of date computer technology.
anachronaut: Wo befalls me, mine remote control is mislain! Whither has it gone? Wife, what news of the remote controller?! We must make haste as in but three and twenty minutes I must watch my programmes in the telechamber! O joy of joys, at last it appears! It lay betwixt the cushions of the couching seat! No longer must I endure the horror of two and one half men's situational comedies!
by Kittridge February 29, 2008
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