nicole aniston

thicc blonde with some big ass tities

Damn shawty thicker than a snicker
She look like nicole aniston

by Lil Long John March 4, 2017

Aniston

Aniston is one of the best friends you will ever have. If Your lucky enough to be her girlfriend, make sure you stay with her. She is loving and caring even if she isn’t in the best mood. She will always make you laugh even at serious times. She is insecure even though she shouldn’t be because she is beautiful. I am so happy I have an Aniston in my life. She makes your day a thousand times better. Also she is dummy thiccc

Aniston is dummy thiccc

by Aniston thick May 21, 2019

ur ancestors incestors

"ur ancestors incestors" is a forgotten insult burried deep in time. It was first used in the 1900s when a young lad was searching for a comeback from the dreaded "ur granny tranny". This insult is so dangerous that the government had to hide this insult. It breaks through the fabric of time and space itself, but as F.B.I. agents were shocked at Donald J. Trump's loli porn collection they were careless and had accidentally exposed the insult in the form of a meme.

Josh: Jay, ur granny tranny.
Jay: Pathetic. ur ancestors incestors
*Jay made Josh cease to exist, the fabric of reality broke down, even if only for a moment.*

by thisistotallynotrev April 13, 2018

Ancestry.com nerd

A man (usually 29-35) who uses the website Ancestry.com too much. They’ve been on the site since 2008, and have collected around 30,000 names. They’ve traced they’re family lineage back to mediaeval peasants by the time you figured out your grandma’s birthday.

*Ancestry.com nerd enters room*
Ancestry.com nerd: did you guys know I’m related to Pericles?

by Roasted beans March 2, 2022

9 ancestral tenets

Sarcastically used to refer to steroids. A reference to a fitness influencer named Liver King, who claimed to have achieved his physique 100% naturally by eating raw liver and following an ancestral lifestyle, when in reality he was taking over $10,000 of steroids per month.

CarnivoreDude37: "PUT THAT OATMEAL DOWN, YOU FUCKING PUSSIES!! YOU WEAKLINGS WILL NEVER BE AS STRONG AS ME, UNLESS YOU EAT ONLY BULL'S BALLS AND TAKE MY OFFICIAL CARNIVORE DUDE SUPPLEMENTS, NOW ONLY $199.99!!"
Bob: "Sounds like a scam! No matter how often you lift, no one can get *that* big, unless they're also following the 9 ancestral tenets."

by UltraFitness January 16, 2023

ur ancestors incestors

This is the by far WORST insult that can ever be used. Nothing will ever be able to top this insult, as soon as it is said life as we know it will cease to exist.

Johnny- "ur mom gay"
Fred-"ur dad lesbian"
Johnny-"ur sister a mister"
Fred"ur bro homo"
Johnny-"ur granny tranny"
Fred-"That;s it, ur ancestors incestors"

The universe implodes as everything that exist is destroyed. All you can hear is the screams of every single person being tortured in hell as everything comes to an end with one final explosion.

by SomeBigDickNigga April 12, 2018

jennifer aniston

Actress who will most likely be remembered for her role on 'Friends' as Rachel. She is one of the most physically overrated individuals in Hollywood as she is not nearly as beautiful as people make her out to be. Also an overrated actress.

TV Viewer #1: Dude did you see Jennifer Aniston on TV? I wanna hit that.

TV Viewer #2: Fool! Get off the band wagon shes astoundingly overrated. Wouldn't you much rather enjoy a nice piece of Courtney Cox instead?

by k black February 1, 2005