Autobesity

The trend of vehicles growing larger and heavier as people want to drive oversized vehicles they don't really need.

Examples are people who buy four-door pickup trucks to occasionally haul a bag of dirt from home depot. Or drive a large SUV to the bus stop because they're afraid to let their two children walk by themselves.

I see that guy drive his huge SUV everyday to work by himself. He has never taken it off-roading, he just bought it because he has autobesity.

by Wordiculous July 17, 2023

grand theft auto

A great game that some feminists and the PTA and everybody else with a hair up their ass made a big deal out of. You can shoot people, do missions for gangs, hijack cars. and pick up hookers. Some parents blame murders that their kids commited on the game-far be it from them to admit tha their kids might've had a PROBLEM. Its just a video game and it isnt real. Overall one of the best games ever made, and since its release ther have been many Grand Theft Auto-style games that were much worse than GTA, but there was NO controversy, but whenever a GTA game comes out they have a prob. So. protesters, FUCK YOU.

That hooker did me and took my money!! I'll just run her skanky ass over and take my cash back!

by only$19.99,less s+h December 26, 2003

AutoBeast

When you're so good that there is no need to even prove anything

Man, Tom Brady is autobeast

by Padres August 17, 2012

Alpharetta Autobaun

Georgia 400. The stretch of road in Atlanta that runs from Buckhead to Dahlonega. This highway is known for it's high speed chases and traffic. And Georgia State Patrol

Traffic is backed up like normal on the Alpharetta Autobaun

by Blue Devil August 26, 2005

Grand theft auto effect

When a person is doing somthing and then looks around and the majority of other people seem to be doing or about to do them same thing.

When playing grand theft auto and the character gets into a car suddenly the majority of the cars in the area seem to be the same.

When going for a run or about to look around and notice lots of other people doing the same thing this is called the grand theft auto effect!.

by Lil bezz July 30, 2010

auto stroke

The act of chronic, mindless masturbation.

After watching Wendy do yoga in the yard, I decided to go to my room and put it on auto stroke.

by BbTasting Cart June 8, 2016

auto elf

The drunken elf that screws up your spelling and confuses people, sometimes even giving the wrong idea.
He tries so hard to be helpful, but in the end, just makes your spelling even worse.
Also known as autocorrect, people will sometimes blame auto elf for typing something they typed themselves.

This stems from a twitter post.

Jay-Z: Hey Betsy, wanna Netflix 'n Chill tonight?
Beyonce: Excuse me?
Jay-Z: Shoot, auto elf got me again, *babe

by ethereal.megg May 6, 2019