Altoid Seibert

same as the Seibert, only the female performs the act with one or more Altoids in her mouth

The Seibert was awesome, but the cool tingle provided by the Altoid Seibert added a whole new dimension.

by Solo February 15, 2004

Altoid slut

A nasty girl who’s pussy stinks so bad it makes you puck at the thought of it and she will suck dick for anyone

That Angie is a altoid slut

by Altoigangie February 24, 2021

Altoid sucker

A women who’s pussy stinks so bad she has to suck dicks with a breath mint to cover the stink up.

That altoid sucker is one nasty women

by Altoigangie February 25, 2021

national altoid day

may 7th. may 7th is the most important day of the year, national altoid day. everyone mark ur calendars!!! on this day, u are required to eat an entire box of altoona all at once. very important holliday.

hey, it’s may 7th, national altoid day!

by altoidenthusiast May 5, 2021

Sour Apple Altoid

When a man pees during a blowjob right after ejaculation.

Girl: Oh gross, you gave me a sour apple altoid!
Man: Curiously strong!
Girl: *Vomits*

by Curiously Sour May 7, 2011

national altoid day

may 7th. mark your calendars. you must eat a whole box of altoids. get hype and get ready to celebrate!

ella: i wish there was a holiday on may 7th
me: there is silly! national altoid day!!

by swagmoneyfifi August 4, 2021

fuzzy altoid

The fuzzy altoid is a strong mint candy, generally covered in combination of lint, desperation, random food crumbs, gravel, hopelessness, and any other purse leavings. Mostly found in the bottom of a 60+ yr Caucasian females purse. Sometimes can be a tasty treat for an unsuspecting grandchild.

Little Billy was hungry and desperate, searching through nana's purse, he ran across a fuzzy altoid. After he ate it, Billy was asked how it tasted. "Like a mint wrapped in mold".

by apafor2 October 15, 2013