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Alcohoeism

The promiscuous side-effect of over-indulgence of alcohol among underaged girls and bar-flies.
The leading cause of underaged pregnancy has been attributed to alcohoeism?
Alcohoeism is responsible for most cases of coyote ugly syndrome
by Philgrae January 16, 2009
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alcoholism

An addiction to the consumption of alcoholic beverages. In no way, shape, or form is it a disease, despite what those pompous assholes at AA try to tell you. Why the hell every other psychoactive drug in the world gets people addicted, but alcohol magically inflicts a disease, is beyond me. Smokers aren't said to have a disease because they're unable to quit smoking. Drinkers who have the exact same problem shouldn't be tagged as 'having a disease' either, but they do in order to make the AA pricks feel like they're some kind of miracle workers for "curing people every day."
Bob: "I got exactly the news I didn't wanna get from my doctor today, Jim ..."

Jim: "Me too. I recently discovered I have alcoholism and need to get cured. My doctor told me this disease could be fatal if I don't get the necessary treatment to quit drinking."

Bob: "That's nice. My doctor informed me I've got brain cancer. Wanna trade 'diseases?' All you have to do is grow a pair, get some willpower, and stop buying the shit. I wish it were that easy for me. I'll be spending the next several months getting blasted with radiation and probably won't survive. Sorry to hear about your impending battle with quitting drinking though. Good luck, I'm sure it will be a tough road to travel."

Jim: "Thanks, you're a great friend. I'll need all the luck I can get."

Bob: "The apology and wishing luck was sarcasm, dumbass."
by insanity76 December 11, 2008
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alcoholist

Discrimination against alcoholics. Legislation and practices that unfairly remove the rights of alcoholics.
Tax on alcohol, dry counties, etc. Grocery store rewards programs that don't reward alcohol purchases. Hey man, you aren't gonna sell me that beer just because it's sunday but i can still buy a soda, that's makes you an Alcoholist!
by sethnw July 20, 2010
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Alcoholism

A progressive, fatal disease. A disease which can be arrested, but not cured with the help of AA.
Alcoholism is the only disease which you can be yelled at for having. You won't yell at someone for having polio.

Drinking is merely a symptom of the disease. It is a disease of perception. We are spiritually sick. Most people are spiritually sick, this is how our spiritual sickness manifests itself.
by John January 22, 2005
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Alcoholistic

Adj. Describing or relating to the alcoholism of one or more people to further amplify the behavior of that of an alcoholic.

Adj. Acting like or pertaining to the actions related to that of an alcoholic.
"Dude this school is full of alcoholistic sorority girls who just get fucked up and fucked."

"That kid is alcoholistically funneling those beers!"

"This state school is filled with alcoholistic athletes who drink any day of the week!"
by K-Lova Lova November 10, 2009
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Alcoholism

Contrary to popular belief, alcoholism is the act of drinking by one's self, typically while in a state of malaise.
Doug: Where's Zach?

Chris: Haha I didn't invite that crazy fuck to my party.

Doug: Terrific. You know that he spends his evenings drinking alone in his basement? He does that on nights when he has no plans.

Chris: Drinking alone!? Now THAT is true alcoholism.
by Zebo_4sho July 4, 2009
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Alcoholism

Andrew is the definition of alcoholism. That fucking alcoholic
by Campbell Meckert January 31, 2020
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