Altitoots

Flatulence due to a change in altitude

After driving from Chicago, IL to Denver, CO, Danny experienced a bad case of the altitoots.

by tdnizzle December 4, 2013

albino thunder

one who indeed carries the potential to become the true vanilla thrilla. an individual lacking of skin pigment who juggles hustlin' and ballin' at the same time.

damn son hes keepin' it gangsta like albino thunder.

by stever November 26, 2004

Altinugent

Location, coordinates, where you are now or plan to be.

What is your altinugent?

by Wolf1977 June 7, 2016

Alvino bounce

A common term used in golf when a lucky bounce occers from a bad shot which lands back on the fairway. Ball may hit a tree or obstacle and land back in play.

Your ball had an Alvino bounce.

by Lenny44 January 20, 2019

altitudies or altitooties

Altitudies or altitooties happens when at high altitudes almost everyone has increased flatulency, usually at high altitude mountain towns or ski areas.

Stay away, I have the altitooties.
Dude! You have the altitudies.

by Jimmy Jam June 17, 2004

Albino

A person who lacks tint in thier skin and most likely has bad eyesight. Sometimes heriditary, albinoism causes severe emotional pain, especially when douches like you start making fun of them.

Retard: Hey snow boy, I bet if were were, like, playing hide 'n' seek in the snow, we all would be like- where snow- or something-
Albino: Yeah?
Retard: And you would be like- and-
Albino: What was that?
Retard: -like-
Albino: Kiss my white ass

by David April 25, 2003

albino beaver

An older woman whose pubic region is lacking the ability to produce a plethora of colored hairs.

When frank went down on mary, his face was confronted with an angry albino beaver

by RumpleForesk1n November 15, 2014