Guy1: Me and Bianca had sex during the last forty minutes of 'Titanic'.
Guy2: Oh that happened when I was watching 'The Village'.
Guy1: I love Alternate Endings.
Guy2: Oh that happened when I was watching 'The Village'.
Guy1: I love Alternate Endings.
by Whitely November 16, 2010
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Friend 1: Hey! What happened to Cindy? I heard she went home.
Friend 2: Yea, she was only an alternate so they had better people in line before her. So she didn't get the position she wanted and was turned away.
Friend 2: Yea, she was only an alternate so they had better people in line before her. So she didn't get the position she wanted and was turned away.
by Bleebleeblue June 23, 2016
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A guy who fits into both worlds of bears (husky, chubby and/or hairy gay men and the men who love them) and alternative culture.
Often, alternabears will have visible tattoos, plugs in their ears or pierced septums. Sometimes, they also can fit the category as hipsters.
by foundmymyra August 28, 2011
Get the alternabear mug.1.a retarded spelling of alternate in html with hillarious results
2.what normal(well normal enough)people do when their hiding in the back of their closets with HTML manuals.
2.what normal(well normal enough)people do when their hiding in the back of their closets with HTML manuals.
1. Wow ur retard. Its not alterbate, its alternate. Shit your stupid.
2. Dont try to hide the unnavoidable fact that you like to alterbate in the closet to HTML manuals every tuesday night.
2. Dont try to hide the unnavoidable fact that you like to alterbate in the closet to HTML manuals every tuesday night.
by Shannon&Courtney July 13, 2007
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Get the alterbate mug.The idea that someone is guilty unless they can come up with another person who is either guilty or a strong suspect. The idea is usually based on an imprecise process of elimination.
Parent to child: Did you do it?
Child: No.
Parent: Well if you didn't do it, then who did?
Nearby observer: Ah ha, she's using the guilty until alternate suspect principle.
Child: No.
Parent: Well if you didn't do it, then who did?
Nearby observer: Ah ha, she's using the guilty until alternate suspect principle.
by BillyBuggy March 17, 2011
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