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Alkane

The ultimate word to describe something so stellar, so mind bogglingly awesome, that god himself will have his dick blown off from pure awesomeness if this word is uttered. Often women scream this word on climax which causes their partners to nut.
Guy 1 "This woman in the apartment above mine kept screaming alkane all night long last night!"

Guy 2 "Aw I'm sorry man, did you tell them to quiet down?"

Guy 1 "Why? It was the best night of my life!"
by Neexer November 30, 2010
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Altadena Firehose

When an individual prematurely ejaculates into their own eye as they are “pulling out”.
Nihash got gave himself an Altadena Firehose last night.. took an hour to get his eyesight back.
by Kdirt May 27, 2021
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Alkadi

How can I even find words to describe her, she’s one of the best girls I know in my whole life. I don’t think I have been close to someone as much as my Alkadi. No one can ever replace her and I really hope we’ll stay friends our whole lives. She really is a flower that never dies and her petals will always stay fresh and beautiful. Love you my Alkadi <3
by sou March 12, 2022
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Arkadeb

A smart guy, the one who wears a red shirt with black stripes and sits beside a shubhradeep.
Don't ever arkadeb fetish!
by RajaUrban October 29, 2022
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Albader

Albader is a great person who's loyal, nice and has a great personality and if you make fun of him everyone around you will kill you :-3
Albader is really cool!
by Albader January 10, 2021
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Alkaser

1. a person who dresses their vagina up like a clam bucket, then they put clams in their. When a person goes to take a clam, the person dressed up as a "bucket" shoots orgasm juice at them
Eddie said that his girlfriend dressed up as an alkaser when they had sex.
by cideskater04 June 17, 2004
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akademiks

Ay girl!I like your akademiks shirt!
by Iauren <3 August 25, 2007
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