Asgard

Historical protectors of the Nodic realm. The Asgards are the primary reason the Nordic people didn't turn out as gay as people from Greece.

The reason that Erik The Red wasn't as gay as Alexander The Great was because of the ass-guard worn by many Nordic warriors.

by Alfie The Horndog July 24, 2008

altardation

To assume the limited mental capabilities of one, Alan Edwards.

That guy just ate his own feces and giggled, that's some serious altardation right there.

by surfbytes December 3, 2020

altarded

To suffer from altardation.

That idiot chewing on his own toenails is super altarded.

by surfbytes December 3, 2020

ALGAD

Its a Word used by Young people in Rome (Italy) but Is used in other countries too and its used to say that they are loyal to their gang

A = All
L = loyals
G = gangstars
A = are
D = da best

- do you want to come in my group and leave yours?
- nope , ALGAD!

by Gigi D'Alessio December 29, 2021

Kiss FM Algarve

A crappy radio station in Portugal, plays the same crappy songs all the time.

Man, Kiss FM Algarve sure is a crappy radio station!

by Mohammed Aljeeza July 14, 2005

alward

A term used to describe how much of a dick, prick, asshole with the insides that when released could clear out a whole work space. Usually the person accused of acting like an alward can constructively and verbally tear a person down to the point of total loss of self worth, resulting in the person targeted by the alward to drive themselves into total confusion, second guessing themselves, and even sometimes crying themselves to sleep.

Alward:
Gaston....GASTON! I will give you some good news Tina. Now that you took your head out of your ass and decided to see the light guess who found out the solution to the problem we have been having since you and the old man touched the computer. That's right Me...I mean my god molly sue I don't know where you were when they where handing out common sense. Maybe you where standing in the mirror trying to find out what thong made your ass just look sexy or maybe your where riding down the street thinking of your favorite boy band that gets your heart to flutter every your hear there voice, but one thing is certain you ended up at the dumb ass store and put as much of that as you can in a cart and called it a day.

Gaston:
You know what your acting like a total Alward.

by Timmy long lance December 3, 2007

Allard

A stupid crazy like man that makes stupid jokes about everything and lives in a fantasy world and thinks he is the most brilliant and smartest person on the planet.

Hey Look, there is Allard he is imagining that he has a Korean girlfriend. In fact he failed at life.

by source_element November 1, 2010