Alex Leyba

The name you moan when you’re just tryna get a child support check

No one would fuck Alex Leyba except Jackie, she must want a child support check!

by John Cheese Meluch April 13, 2019

Who Killed Captain Alex

The best fucking movie in the entire Multiverse. So the movie starts out in the year 2013, everybody in wakali are elite belts in karate. Then all of the people have the best fucking guns in the world, there's this one made out of PVC pipes and it's painted black. Also the Africans are like really agile and active, they jump at each-other and kick one another as if the victims asking his friend to get a landmine off of his shoe. The movie kinda ends whenever Captain Alex dies and they introduce his cousins Dads brothers son "Bruce U", i don't know how he's related to Bruce Lee maybe. Also theres scenes where a black woman got shot.

Who killed captain alex was a pretty good movie.

by birb ice tea July 31, 2017

Aleina

She falls in love very easily. Shes very nurturing and loves all of her friends like a mother, her style stays mostly to the simple side. She gets hooked on TV shows very fast. Shes the list beautiful person you will ever see.

Aleina you've watched that show 5 times now

by MagleMom November 22, 2018

Alex Jones

I don't know, but he sure doesn't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin frogs gay.

He also sells wacky supplements like SUPER MALE VITALITY and BRAIN FORCE PLUS.

Alex Jones: 'Won't you fight for your life?!'

by ThickCookingOilDrinker June 21, 2021

Alex Hirsch

The god of entertainment and imagination. His true origins are unknown, he presents us a fabrication about California, but the most popular theory is he was created when Disney noticed that they completely sucked balls and made a deal with a dream demon to make something worth watching be made. They were given an entity known as Alex Hirsch, and Gravity Falls was born.

We all went to the temple of Alex Hirsch today to present our offerings of gratitude.

by Dabster Habster August 20, 2016

Alexa

She is really cute and seems very awkward at first, but once you get to know her she has a crazy weird fun side, but first you need to gain her trust which takes a long time but trust me it is worth it. She has trust issues and has been broken a lot inside but tries her best not to show it. Alexas are very deep thinkers,talented and kind...If an Alexa starts falling for you, take that opportunity.

Person1) Man, see that girl over there, she's Alexa, she's very cool and funny once you talk to her

Person2) Wow ya, I think I like her

Person1) Nice, just don't mistreat her...cause she'll never forget

by AlienNotHuman December 7, 2018

this is so sad alexa play despacito

When something tragic happens for someone else but no one else cares.

"I might lose everything because of tanacon"
"ugh this is so sad alexa play despacito"

by no tea no shade just FACTS July 2, 2018