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Alex’s Survival

Alex’s Survival is a brand, founded by “Alex 🤍#8072” on Discord. The brand originated from Alex’s Survival World name “Alex’s Survival”. In November of 2021, Alex founded the official Alex’s Survival DISCORD SERVER. The invite link to the server is found in Alex’s “About Me” on Discord today.

The brand eventually expanded to Twitter too (@AlexSurvivalCo), along with having its own Media Manager, and the Discord Server saw a bit of growth. It was accused of being a blood gang in a server called “Dismal”, but it was later false.

Today, Alex makes updates needed for the Alex’s Survival brand name, and the ownership was split
Hey, want to join Alex’s Survival?

Yoo! This is awesome! Alex’s Survival is 10/10!
by Alex’s Survival August 29, 2022
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Alex’s Cock

Alex has a gigantic cock that all the boys want to have and some of the weird ones get on their knees for it but he don’t swing that way
Alex’s Cock is so unbelievably large
by ShowUsYaCunt March 8, 2023
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Alex's Lungs

The term used for someone who has no lungs.
"Dad, you don't have any lungs. You have Alex's lungs!"
by thewordbirthers February 9, 2026
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A(lexi)s

Someone who is very sassy and laughs a lot. Most likely has a friend called Bradley who is a dancing machine when drunk.
by Mindofacat December 10, 2016
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Alex Gaskarth's Eyebrows

Those bushy caterpillar-looking things on All Time Low singer Alex Gaskarth's face. You may have been personally victimised by them. Alex and Jack Barakat did a quiz on what is Alex's eyebrow and what is a beaver. Unsurprisingly, they lost. Jack feels jealous of Alex's eyebrows, as any normal human should be.
Person A: Have you ever been personally victimised by Alex Gaskarth's eyebrows?

Person B: Who hasn't?
by bands and things October 23, 2019
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Alexi The Spartan

Alexi The Spartan is a great warrior of the Greek Empire. He is strong enough that he can lift three times his own weight, and is small, light, and quick enough that he can vanquish any foe that dares disturb his honour.

Alexi The Spartan is all mighty and powerful, and you’ll often see a very faint, almost universe-made purple flame enveloping around him. This powerful effect is always most noticeable when he feels immense emotions such as rage, or when he subconsciously feels something else.

He is exceptionally, and naturally good at any and all video games, and can steel your girl any day from the sheer beauty and attractiveness that he was gifted with at birth. Anyone, both female and male, worship this powerful being with all intent to please him.
Willer: “Did you hear about Alexi The Spartan?”
Arthur: “I ain’t heard of any such person.”
Willer: “Person? This great man is no ‘person’. He is the mere personification of power and greatness. You dare speak ill of him again and we’ll have something to say about it.”
Arthur: “We’ll?”
Willer: “Yes. 99.99% of life itself, plus the rest of they knew of his greatness.”
by Mr.Willer December 29, 2023
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A Moocher's Tale: Alex Frankel

This non-fiction book was written about one of the most devious mooches ever. The book has not yet been written by acclaimed authors, Tyrone Schiff, Jake Billmeyer, and Joe Tucker, but they have begun brainstorming various chapter titles that will be included in this extremely long read.

The chapter titles are all based on real life events that the three authors of the book witnessed themselves. Although humorous at first glance, the tale is in fact a sad one in which Frankel eventually dies a sad and lonely man due to his mooching.
"A Moocher's Tale: Alex Frankel" was just a number 1 best seller on the New York Times best seller list!

Here are some chapters from the book:

Chapter 89: Asking for money after staying quiet in someone else’s room at 2:31am while they are trying to do homework
Chapter 15: Let me just have a taste of that Verners, I’ve never had it before
Chapter 22: I offered my food to someone else, but Frankel still wanted it
Chapter 18: I needed to try one on the other side of my mouth for full affect, even though he supposedly hates it
Chapter 49: A mooch calling another person a mooch, when they aren’t
Chapter 50: A mooch calling another mooch a mooch
Chapter 1: The Legitimate Mooch
Chapter 45: The IM Mooch
Chapter 27: Using Attire as an excuse to Mooch AKA Usage of a Phone
Chapter 75: I Owe You 50 more cents…No I won’t get you a pickle for 75 cents
Chapter 30: I’m just scoping out your stash…wait, I’m gonna have some of it too
Chapter 48: Why didn’t you save any pizza for me?
Chapter 14: The Piggy Mooch
Chapter 72: Lets just order pickles from Jimmy Johns, and can you pay?
Chapter 58: Sneak Attack Mooch
Chapter 33: The Deja Mooch
Chapter 4: The Ask N’ Go (Why eating a pickle when you’re too tired is bad)
Chapter 42: The Urban Dictionary Mooch (See High Voice & Qvickie)
Chapter 9: The Bluff Mooch
by Tyrone Schiff June 20, 2007
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