Robbie

Robbie is a big dicked guy, often playing video games with his friends.
Robbie’s always act tough but they’re soft and kind inside with a wonderful sense for good friends. Robbie’s often seem gay, but in reality they’re just trying to make their gay friend feel good.
If you’ve got a Robbie in your life, don’t let him go. He’ll be a good friend for a long time :)
Damn, that’s a real Robbie over there. Look at all the gay friends he has while playing Call of Duty!
by Mr.Willer February 04, 2023
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Alexi The Spartan

Alexi The Spartan is a great warrior of the Greek Empire. He is strong enough that he can lift three times his own weight, and is small, light, and quick enough that he can vanquish any foe that dares disturb his honour.

Alexi The Spartan is all mighty and powerful, and you’ll often see a very faint, almost universe-made purple flame enveloping around him. This powerful effect is always most noticeable when he feels immense emotions such as rage, or when he subconsciously feels something else.

He is exceptionally, and naturally good at any and all video games, and can steel your girl any day from the sheer beauty and attractiveness that he was gifted with at birth. Anyone, both female and male, worship this powerful being with all intent to please him.
Willer: “Did you hear about Alexi The Spartan?”
Arthur: “I ain’t heard of any such person.”
Willer: “Person? This great man is no ‘person’. He is the mere personification of power and greatness. You dare speak ill of him again and we’ll have something to say about it.”
Arthur: “We’ll?”
Willer: “Yes. 99.99% of life itself, plus the rest of they knew of his greatness.”
by Mr.Willer December 29, 2023
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