Acorn Politics

A condition caused by panic mongering in political circles. The act of panicking the public for the purpose of pushing ahead a false agenda.

An example was first found in children's story "The Sky is Falling" Chicken Little and Henny Penny, panicked when an acorn fell on their heads. Acorn Politics is using the media and popular culture to panic the masses regarding a perceived social ill. examples: weapons of mass destruction, anthropomorphic global warming; Y2K global computer failures

by Onecanuck September 14, 2009

Acorn Mob

A West Oakland mob mostly from the Acorn Projects. Notorious for its numerous murders.

What set you from? Im with that Acorn Mob.

by lil clique July 14, 2010

alicorn

A winged unicorn. A combonation of a unicorn and a pegasus. Sometimes known as a unipeg.

"The alicorn flew overhead, its horn prominent on its head, shining in the sunlight."

by Rose-Pose January 20, 2006

Acorn Dick

When a dick has no shaft, only a tip

It is extremely difficult to masturbate with an acorn dick. what do you do, stroke it with two fingers?

by wiggly dick December 24, 2014

acornize

verb To acornize means to do what FOX News and conservatives did to ACORN, namely point out a single mistake and then build on that to condemn the whole organization. The word was first used on the Cynthia Black radio show.

Hannity is attempting to acornize of the safe schools czar.

by rich rick March 29, 2010

Alcorithm

Decision making processes and problem solving steps aided by alcohol intake, particularly when considering computing issues.

"So I drank a bottle of Jack Daniels, which aided my decision making Alcorithms"

by IsThisNameTaken? September 20, 2015

alcognito

You are not with reality if you have drink too much and become alcognito. Maggoted to the point of not knowing what’s going on and doing things out of character. This condition is not recommended as you are not in control of yourself and may be in danger. If you are alcognito you are incommunicado and cannot communicate.

Hey Vladimir! You better not polish off that bottle of vodka - you will be alcognito.

by tashiim October 10, 2020