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alessandro

hottest coolest and sweetest guy in the world. he will always make you smile and never make you sad well he will try his best not to hurt anyone and he has beautiful eyes and smile
x: why you are so happy?
y: I talked to alessandro
by alessandroloveforever April 20, 2011
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dirty alejandro

when your hitting it from the back and then YOU DROP A TAB IN HER ASS
i had a girl last night and she was so freaky i gave her a Dirty Alejandro
by yourfavoriteemo April 5, 2020
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Alisandra

A wonderful, goregous woman, with great morals. She has long beautiful hair with fantastic brown eyes. She is good at everything she does. She is a great friend and an amazing girlfriend to have. She is very intelligent and very strong willed. Alisandra is very youthful and loving. An Alisandra is Best All Around.
She is definitely an Alisandra.
by longhorn23 February 5, 2010
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Alejandro

noun - (Spanish variant of Alexander)

1. One who can hardly contain his awesomeness as it spills out of him everywhere he goes.

2. Extreme genius.

3. Male having an abnormally large member.

4. The most common name given to katanas, uzis, bomberplanes, warships, jetfighters, nuclear warheads, hedgetrimmers, and bear traps.
Example 1.
Move aside and let the Alejandro through.

Example 2.
Professor: Can anyone tell me who said, "for any self-consistent recursive axiomatic system powerful enough to describe the arithmetic of the natural numbers, there are true propositions about the naturals that cannot be proved from the axioms."?
Student: Do I look like an Alejandro?

Example 3.
Kim: Holy shit! Did you see that?
Martha: He must be an Alejandro.

Example 4.
"Watch out for that Alejandro"
by a.p.f March 12, 2009
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Alejandro

Alejandro has a nice cock😎
Maria: Alejandro’s have nice cock
Santiago: I wish I had at least 5 inches
Mateo: cashate cara de mierda
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Alessandro

Alessandro is one of the best people you can ever meet.

he doesn’t care about anything or anyone except for his friends and his loved ones, if he loves you, you’re lucky.
you may not understand him fully, and if he has something to say, he does spontaneously, but he’s amazing.
he has a shining smile and long dark hair that covers all of his face.
no one can make you laugh as he can.
the time you spend with him is never enough, and he can cheer you up like no one does.
he’s a great fan of dark humor, but also of politics and history; his culture is huge.
he’s like a little light in a dark room.
-do you know alessandro?
-IF I KNOW HIM? OF COURSE I DO he’s my favorite person
by haru ki April 16, 2021
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alejandro

a really sweet and caring guy who you can totally trust. he's a total rager and loves to party. he fucks like no other and is a really good kisser! he is SUPER SEXY!!! totally hot!!!! rocks at sports!!!! he's really funny and has the prettiest eyes you'll ever see in your life. he may seem a little shy at first but once you get past that you'll see that he's one of coolest people you'll ever meet. hes got abbs like the situation and an amazing body. He likes to surf and snowboard, and ocassionally busts out in song. he'll make you smile all the time and whoever meets this AMAZING person will never meet anyone quite like him again. he is a total ALEJANDRO!!!!
-woah did u see that hottie?

-yeah he's a total ALEJANDRO!
by muah <3 November 9, 2010
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