Alarm Cock

When you wake up two minutes before your girlfriends alarm clock goes off, masturbate above her face, and when her alarm clock rings and she awakens, you ejaculate all over her face and say "good morning...ALARM COCK!

My boyfriend did an alarm cock on me this morning as I woke up.

by wr33kxhav0k May 31, 2017

pornstar alarmclock

Screaming while ejaculating on to the face of your sleeping partner

Joey gave her the pornstar alarmclock. All over Suzie's face.

by Roberto Mokobaun December 29, 2018

Alarm Cock

The act of waking a person by inserting your hard penis into an orifice.

I woke that bitch up with the alarm cock

I got that fat chick out of my room by giving her the old alarm cock

by Blain Warnack September 28, 2005

Armcocks

Armcocks are arm warmers worn by pretentious teenage girls who think they are so goff/metal/brutal/etc.

Did you see that girl wearing armcocks, she must think she's some kind of gypsy or something.

by ikillmyfriends September 4, 2007

strawberry alarmclock

When your girl has her period and wakes you up by sitting on your face.

I can still taste the blood from my strawberry alarmclock this morning.

by crazytraindriver March 21, 2016

alarm cock

when you get such hard morning wood that it instantly awakens you from a deep sleep

that sex dream i had last night was so hot, unfortunately it was cut short by my alarm cock right before I was able to cum in Betty White's tight asshole.

by iwannafuckbettywhite September 2, 2013

The alarm cock

Waking up a partner by shoving a dick in their mouth and yelling like an alarm

So my girlfriend was pissed because I woke her up with the alarm cock

by Lynimarie February 13, 2018