alameda

An increasingly yuppie little island town in the Bay Area. What you will find; SF transplants, awesome restaurants, old homes, and tree lined streets. What you won't find; affordable housing,big box stores, or much crime. However, having Oakland right across the water does cause some spillage of ghettoness.But it does seem like the gap between the two cities is getting wider and wider by the second.

"Duded what did that bumper sticker say?"
"Alameda, Where hipsters go to breed."

by chuck 02 February 17, 2008

Alandos

One of the most amazingest person in the whole wide world. Someone who ligths up the room everytime he walks in. A person who always knows what to say and when to say it. A very smart, sexy, funny, and loving person. The love of Brianna's life; Her one and only. Someone who trys to deny how perfect he is, but cant really do that because ot would be denying the truth. Someone who has a bright and meaningful future. You are the love of my life. A person who I cant even express how much my love is for them.

Adjectives: boo bear, love, and something eles that shall not be said...at this moment

Ex: Even when im in the room with Alandos I still miss hom so much.
Alandos is so freaking sexy, its crazy

by Eggypanda November 7, 2018

Alanddd

Has a great heart to the ones who love him, is so kind to the one he loves because it’s hard to be he’s friend but when you are everything is under control don’t worry because in every situation he’ll be with you :)

Alanddd is a great lover

by Alanddd15Y0 November 3, 2019

alameda, ca

I love alameda so much. its a small city and i feel a strong sense of community living in it. Everyone is so friendly. It is pretty racially diverse. It is very clean and has a lot of trees. I feel very safe in alameda. It has a great theatre and cute restaurants ( a little overpriced ) Everynight basically everyone has a view of a sunset and beautiful skyline of sf over the water. I love it so much and its a joy every night. The weather is AMAZING. its always slightly sunny with a soft breeze. never gets too hot or too cold. I also love how its right near Oakland and Sf. This way you can enjoy the fun of these two cities while living in a nice clean place.

My hometwon is alameda, ca and I am very proud

by hannah kingston May 4, 2022

Alameda peeps

A popular forum used by Karens to complain about nothing happening in Alameda

Homeless man: spare change?

Karen: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IM PUTTING THIS ON ALAMEDA PEEPS!!!!

by missfreakyvirgin March 31, 2022

alamedine

Widely problematic gangster wannabes located in Sydney nsw Australia. Often known to have pointless beef with other arab gangs hamzys and are often weak but come in large amounts

person 1: damn bro did you see that alamedine

person 2: yeah bro he was attacking that hamzy for no reason

by snoop fish November 24, 2021

alandra rounds

Alandra Rounds is one of the most smartest girls in the world. Everyone loves her. When you see her you just want to be around her. You will fall in love with her personality. She’s the perfect girlfriend. She’s so pretty.

You see that girl Alandra Rounds she’s so cute.

by ThanGurl September 2, 2019