alabamadom

When you miss your Dom so much and you just wanna call him.

A: Ôi, alabamadom!

by nhasucvathoc May 16, 2022

Alaia

Alaia is a usually very exuberant woman who draws attention from those around her. She’s usually very intelligent and is a big help to those who need it. Being caring and compassionate, Alaia also has an attractive demeanor and can easily entrance someone. Her trust is hard to gain, but once you’ve earned it, she will stick by your side like a dog. Alaia also has a humorous side and likes to fool around, making her a good friend and entertainment. However, betraying her in any way can lead to drastic faults. Being athletic, Alaia has plentiful strength and an agile mind that can easily turn anyone against you- so stay on her good side.

“Your’re such an Alaia.”
“Don’t make her mad, or she’ll go all Alaia on you.”

by rick_and_morty January 4, 2018

Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake

An incredibly potent drug that causes you to "get so high your brains will blow chunks into the milky way." It causes you to go insane and leaves your mind a blank slate. It was used by members of the hair metal band, Snakes n' Barrels, during their reunion concert and caused all but their lead singer, Pickles, to go insane.

"Hey, you guys want to try some Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake?"

"We got some Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake from a dude."

by mossSAP December 13, 2008

Alabama Syndrome

Usally occurs in inbred individuals, symptoms include: long toes the size of a finger, yellow or green toes, the occasional black toe. Mostly seen in neotrix videos or the occasional foot pornography.

“Dude what’s wrong with your toes!?”
“I was just diagnosed with Alabama Syndrome”
“I knew you were inbred.”

by kkkhloe July 23, 2018

Alabama Suicide jerk

When masturbating, right before blowing your load, call your sister/brother (nigga you gay?), cousin, nephew etc. and try and finish before they enter the room.

"Yo bro my sister ended up fucking me after I did the Alabama Suicide jerk, so much for a weekend of fun"

by theboi669 April 18, 2019

Alabama Glove Puppet

To anally fisting a relative so hard they lose all motor function

Kletus: Hey Paul, what'cha doing right know?
Paul: Nothin' just giving sis the good ol' Alabama Glove Puppet

by KletusDeletus89 March 10, 2021

Alaboner

- noun

The Alabama fan's bodily reaction and experience when thinking or talking about Alabama football.

Alabama fans often enjoy sharing their alaboners.

Jeff: "Hey Gordon, I looked at a picture of Nick Saban last night and I got an alaboner."

Gordon: "How big was it?"

Jeff:"Massive!"
Gordon: "Sweet."

Ricky: "Hey Bobby let's look at pictures of Coach Bryant and share our alaboners!"
Bobby: "Awesome idea Ricky, I just bought some fatty nattys."

by Andythebigman January 3, 2011