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Ajit Pai

Wanted dead or alive for attempting to end net neutrality which is unforgivable... He's wanted for $2.4B dollars so assassinate this rich nigga's ass and Imma set you up for life... Honestly this man trynna send us back to the amish times like dafuk?I need my insta and snap aight? I ain't intending to resort to checking out books at the library again like that shit's past me now godamn... so make sure this nigga don't send us back into the prehistoric times cuz then these dino's bout to catch some hands you know what I'm saying?
Google: Ajit Pai's a douche, lets go kill his ass!
Urban dictionary: aight brotha just gotta submit this definition first...
Reddit: Stfu and just pop him godamn!!!
by Edgy Cunt #1290219 January 17, 2018
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Pulling an Ajit Pai

To take away something everyone loves, neglecting anything anyone says about it because they're a biased fucking pleb who just wants to take away my GOD DAMN HENTAI >:((((
Man, Our Social Studies teacher is Pulling an Ajit Pai and not letting us sit on dildo mounted bears with angaroos Punching our crotches while the autistic kids attempt to shove whole Desks up our asses. What a fucking cunt!
by I LIKE VAGINA YES I DO, YUMYUM December 4, 2017
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Ajit Pai

Noun- The weird feeling you get after you shit in the mouth of someone trying to eat your ass
I have to pay extra money for social media? I’m so angry that I just want my asshole eaten... but I’ll take a shit first so I don’t end up with another Ajit Pai.
by Ihatethefcc December 14, 2017
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Ajit Pai

To have a mother who was a poor 15 year old Indian prostitute raped, abused, and impregnated and unable to afford an abortion so she gave Birth anyway and threw out the subhuman dirty result that was her baby.
Dude are you hearing about the recent Ajit Pai in India? Shit I hope this doesn't spread to here in the U.S.
by In Ass We Trust June 18, 2018
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Ajitpie

The act of pretending your partner is the American public. Whenever they use the Internet, you bend them over and fuck them up the ass. Afterwards, your partner (who has just been assfucked) pays you for doing so.
1)
American Citizen: Alright Verizon, I want to use the Internet.
Verizon: Sure, that'll be $3.99 per minute plus $1.99 per website opened, plus 1 Ajitpie in your booty hole.
American Citizen: *unbuckles belt, pulls down pants and leans over on couch while smiling* God I love the Internet.

2)
American Citizen: Alright Verizon, I want to use the Internet.
Verizon: Okay, our service technician will be there shortly to provide your internet, take your money and fuck you up the ass. He'll arrive anywhere from now to the next twelve weeks to give you an Ajitpie and provide you with Internet access. He may not even show up at all, but you'll pay regardless. Eat shit. Fuck you.
American Citizen: Thanks!
by 123gberg December 18, 2017
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Ajit Pai

"My doctor said I have Ajit Pai."
by Friccler June 19, 2018
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ajitpaul

punjabi, sikh name. it means unconquerable or undefeatable. comes from Baba Ajit Singh Ji, son of Guru Gobind Singh Ji
Hey look, its ajitpaul, hes a really nice guy.
by Ajit Singh February 4, 2009
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