AirPods

$159 pieces of plastic shit that you wish you’d never bought in the first place.

I should’ve stuck to my wired earbuds instead of wasting my entire paycheck on AirPods.

by Hi5enberg August 13, 2019

Airpods

A device used by rich people that are stuck up as hell.

Broke guy: Hey...
Guy with Airpods in: What? Sorry, I can't hear you. I don't speak broke.

by Fords4Ever February 19, 2019

Airpods

An even faster way to get girls than wearing gucci

(guy #1 wears gucci)
girl: Wow! Is that gucci youre wearin
guy #1: yeah you like it
girl: of course I do you’re so cool!
(guy #2 walks in with Airpods)
girl: OMG! Are those Airpods
guy #2: Yeah, why aren’t you spending time with me instead of this broke boy. Mafucka can’t even afford Airpods
girl: OMG I’d love to❤️

by Dubiks February 7, 2019

Airpods

Only rush people have them

poor guy: hello sir..... can you hear me.

Rich guy: Sorry, but I can’t hear peasants. Only people with AirPods can hear me

by Super64 January 12, 2019

Airpods

Earphones for dem rich hoomans,

Rich Person: wait, you don’t have Airpods?! You broke ass weirdo. I smell with my rich nose, some brokeness coming from you.

by HoomanCalledLitchi February 4, 2019

AirPodding

When a male (possibly female) ejaculates in someone’s ear allowing it to drip down representing the shape and colour of an Apple AirPod

Nah g last night I was airpodding this bird and she couldn’t hear for a week.

by WllMcBrd January 8, 2020

AirPods

Poor people get these because they can't afford the cord or wire.

ME: "nice AirPods"
GIRL: "Thanks"
ME: "but you can't afford the cord loser"

by YOURDADDYAKARHETTESKETTIT February 15, 2019