Agua Dulce

A town that should be called "Agua Loco" instead. Agua Dulce is just 30 minutes North of butt-fuck Valencia. Everyone in Agua Dulce is crazy, and a hick. Locals hoard animals like breeders. Hardcore drug addicts come here to do their hardcore drugs thinking it will be safe and secluded, then get their tires slashed by 6'4" rednecks because usually, "they are on private property." Yuppies move to Agua Dulce to plant lavender and alfalfa... pointless.

"Yeah, I live in Agua Dulce."
"OMFG stay the fuck away from me"

by GenerationDet9 February 14, 2009

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agua sin gas

Still water, as it would be ordered in southern Spain.

Agua sin gas, por favore.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

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ajo y agua

Spanish for garlic and water, but short for ajodido y aguantarse, meaning fucked and just have to put up with it.

Paco: ?Como estas, chico?
Hector: !Ay mano, estoy ajo y agua!

by Carlos en Houston January 15, 2009

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agua brain

When the captain (or paddler) on any kind of water transportation device receives a blow-job while on the water.

If you give me agua brain I'll paddle harder to catch up with our friends..otherwise you're going overboard bitch :D

by cjezioro September 25, 2010

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Aguas Calientes

the act of involuntary anal penetration combined with partial or full emptying of the victim’s wallet variating in intensity depending on victim’s appearance.

A: Heard you went to Machu Picchu with Pedro, how was it? B: I got fully Aguas Calientesed, still in recovery. Pedro was more lucky.

by Lolswithnoballs December 8, 2022

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