aggie pride

A phrase used by students and alumni of North Carolina A&T State University to greet other students / alumni.

Achieving
Great
Goals
In
Everything

Producing
Renowned
Individuals
Dedicated (to)
Excellence

Can I get an AGGIE PRIDE!!!!??

Aggie Pride is nationwide

by AggieAlum December 17, 2016

Aggie joke

Wide variety of jokes told by UT Fans, often including familiar characters such as Smart Longhorn, Dumb Aggie, and Mediocre Baylor Bear. Compare: Longhorn = brunette, Aggie = blonde, Baylor Bear = redhead.

Here's an example:
A longhorn, an Aggie, and a Baylor Bear are traveling in a desert. Each one has brought one thing: The Longhorn brought a jug of water so he dosen't dehydrate, the Baylor Bear brought food so he doesn't starve, and the Aggie brought a car door, so he can roll up the window if he gets too hot.

Ba-dum-bsssh

Aggie joke: Did you hear that there are three kinds of aggies?

The ones who can't count and the ones who can.

by El_Haggis September 9, 2006

Aggie with the Toupee

A girl who swears by the lord but sins behind closed doors.

Did you hear about what that Aggie with the Toupee did? She acts so innocent, I would never have imagined she would be so capable of doing that...

by teheeheeeeee February 12, 2019

aggie laundry marks

The identifying markers that an aggie uses to make sure his undies are on the correct way. This is done by following the mantra that he learned at orientation, "yellow in the front, brown in the back". See also: skid marks, hershey highway

When joe bob picked up his whitey-titeys off the floor, he repeated to himself "yellow in the front, brown in the back", and succesfully used his aggie laundry marks to correctly don his drawers.

by tx_doc June 1, 2006

Aggie joke

Joke starring allegedly dumb Texas A & M types. Cf. Polish joke, Newfie jokes in Canada (see Newfie left; Portuguese jokes in Brazil.

Lookit that hound lick his balls! Ah wish Ah could do that!
Go ahead! He don't bite!

by octopod December 1, 2003

Aggie Syndrome

the uncontrollable desire to make love to various members of the animal kingdom, specifically those found in a barnyard. This is named after the Aggie students from Texas Ag & Mech (Texas a&m). Most commonly associated with the humping of sheep. Ugly women may be used during long nights of drinking, which led to the admission of women in the last half of the 20th century.

Bubba came down with a bad case of Aggie syndrome on a visit to College Station. He and his sheep will be getting married in two weeks due to the pregnancy.

by Human Humper March 10, 2008

Aggie retreat

Purposely running away from one opponent in the direction of more opponents who are just as tough or even tougher.

After losing to Texas once again, the corps sounded an Aggie retreat and they ran off to fuck sheep and lose in the SEC.

by BuzzLH_FTH_76-37-5 November 29, 2011