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Aftermath

Record label created by Dr. Dre in 1996. Current artists include Eminem, 50 Cent.
Aftermath just signed Stat Quo.
by crc1 April 19, 2006
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April Aftermath

The final games of the NCAA tournament (aka March Madness/Final Four) which occur in the month of April.
March Madness is almost over and my brackets are a disaster

Yeah, but you still have the April Aftermath to look forward to. The Final Four should be a great one.
by yes2research March 20, 2011
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Aftershits

A defecatory condition whereby the subject, after just previously taking a rampant and usually excessively volatile and suspiciously aqueous shit, is compelled to perform a re-shit moments later with very little prior warning.
'Jake, watch my beer I gotta go to the shitter'
'Radek, you just went like 5 minutes ago'
'No Jake, I got The Aftershits'
'Dude, is it because of the bape?'
'Yes Jake, I got baped hard.'
'That sucks.'
by Trace Element September 7, 2005
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Aftershock

Post ejaculatory sensation in the body which can come shortly after male ejaculation. The sensation lasting no more than a second, feels like a small shock or jolt to the body, and is usually followed by post-cum a few minutes later a.k.a (the dribble)
short and light aftershock the body feels after you've shot a load.
by billy-5050 January 28, 2009
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Afterbatin'

The detrimental effect you encounter where you're stream of urine goes in at least 2, if not more, different directions while taking a piss after masturbation.
John: Damn dude afterbatin' got me again, I just pissed all over the towels by my toilet.
Fred: Ah you gotta watch that afterbatin' it'll get ya every time.
by DaBoot July 15, 2009
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taco bell aftermath

A crap taken shortly after eating Taco Bell. Is either a liquid or a solid depending on the sauce. So bad that you can smell it across the house. The bathroom is contaminated for AT LEAST 24 hours, and even after needs a serious cleaning.
Jim: Who had toco bell?!?

Bob: Sorry. I had fire sauce.

Jim: At least close the door. I can smell it from across the house!

THE TACO BELL AFTERMATH HAS STRUCK.
by Bearret9 July 28, 2014
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Rejection aftershock

It's bad enough to be rejected but teasing and namecalling always comes after
You: will you go out with me?
Girl or guy: No!
Bystander 1: ha! Rejected
bystander 2: ha! Dumbass!!!
Bystander 3: Rejection aftershock!!
by Slang dude October 20, 2010
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