asterbation

Fingering your asshole for pleasure.

He's using asterbation tonight to have fun.

by trickydoodah April 26, 2014

altercation

to hook up or have sex with a person who is not a significant other

did you hear wade had altercations with lindsey ?

no but i heard the priest had altercation is a wade

by mtn boy terms April 11, 2017

Adderbation

Obsessively adding MySpace friends for the sheer number of friends.

Hoping to exceed 11,000 MySpace friends in three weeks, Danny suffers from Adderbation. He adderbates continually, and develops carpal tunnel in his mouse finger from hitting the "Add Me" button.

by Shay Scott December 9, 2008

altercation

a trip or vacation with the sole purpose of seeing someone get married.

My trip to Florida would have been much more fun if it hadn't been an altercation, watching two people get married just reminds me that I will probably die alone.

by caic January 15, 2009

Alterations

A low-class nerd that stays on the internet 24/7 that plays mainly Minecraft. If you're an Alterations, you seriously need help.

"Hey Alterations?"
"Yea?"
"You play Minecraft!"
"I know, I play it 24/7..."

by AlterationsG August 21, 2018

afterbating

The warm glow you feel, rendering you relaxed and unwilling to move after a particularly intense masturbation session.

Wow, that was great! I was afterbating for 10 minutes before I heard my roommates key in the door and I had to scramble to obfuscate what I'd been doing

by Kaiser Soce May 24, 2014

asterbating

Jacking off to a ass you saw earlier in the day

Imgonna have to go home and be asterbating

by Bigotisyouknowthis January 6, 2016