afflecking

'afflecking: Publicly wallowing in moral disgust and righteous indignation rather than criticizing ideas on their merits. Publicly accusing someone of being racist because they criticize a religion or an ideology is an example of afflecking.

I tried to reason with her but she just kept afflecking.

by fire ape May 3, 2016

Ben Affleck

Matt Damon's bitch.
Has a thing for chicks named "Jennifer".

1: Who's that guy married to Jennifer Garner?
2: You mean Matt Damon's bitch, Ben Affleck?

by Arrieth January 31, 2008

Affluenza

A condition which occurs in Rich People (tm) whereby they have an unwarranted sense of entitlement.

That rich bloke suffers from affluenza.

by Hugh Jourbe November 24, 2003

Affluenza

- Sickness fabricated by the U.S. court system in which they use respect of persons and desire for financial kickbacks to justify the wrong of the wealthy and those they seek advantage from.

The court said the defendant has affluenza in order to receive future political contributions from him.

by True Israel April 9, 2016

Affy

1. A hot girl that guys usually fall for.

2. Someone who is really good in relationships and will probably be your best.

3. A good kisser.

1. "Man, I totally fell for that Affy at the party"

2. Dude 1: "Why did you break up with that Affy?"

Dude 2: "I dont know dude, she was the best."

3. "On a scale from 1-10, that girl was a Affy!"

by bigtwo987 November 29, 2011

ben affleck syndrome

Not being able to sit through movies if they involve specific actors. Ben Affleck is notorious for it, but works for other actors/actresses as well.

I really don't want to watch 'Pearl Harbor'. I'm sorry, but I've got a bad case of the Ben Affleck syndrome.

by sandaman April 9, 2009

affluenza

Affluenza, typically referred to as "rich bitch itch" or "silver spoon syndrome", is a contagious disorder usually resulting from living off the pay cheque and/or status of others. Often those affected with affluenza show symptoms early in the disease, with affected children learning to display their caregivers wealth or status in order to acquire friendships.

Contamination later in life is generally limited to those of the female persuasion who use their husband or partner's status to sway the balance of power in their favour. Though seen in males on occasion, it is generally quite rare for males to be infected by the position power of their partner or spouse.

Though a cure has not been definitely established, affluenza is often treated by therapy which can include community service at a soup kitchen or homeless shelter. More intense treatment for this disorder includes forced relocation away from the source of the patient's perceived power. Some professionals believe neurasnobberase inhibitors are highly effective in small doses but studies have been inconclusive.

Sarah: "I can't believe how much Mandy has changed since she married the military base commander... we used to be so close... now she's a huge snob!"

Christa: "I've seen it before when these women marry someone with a rank higher than Corporal... affluenza."

by Sunshyne Lollipops February 2, 2010