Service advisor

Worst possible job in a dealership in which everything is your fault, people curse you daily and your coworkers are worthless.

Hey man lets go fuck with a service advisor today and make his job even harder than it already is!

by Johnjingle August 31, 2013

Alvise

Alvise is a gentle, sexy and passionate boy. He can be rough if he wants, or if you ask him ;)

If one has a fantasy from "50 shades of gray", go to Alvise, he will make it real.

He is so hot and rough, just like Alvise

by Avos'ka April 20, 2020

avisexual

The intense sexual interest and attraction with a plane/plane parts and all things aviation

A kid in my class named Arown is an avisexual

by Big Aviation Papi December 14, 2017

alvise

Italian version of the name Elvis. An exclusive name given only to people born in Venice, and typically in North italy. Derives from Luigi, and means “The Wise Warrior”. Pronounced Al-vee-zeh

its also my name :3

Person: whats your name dude?
Me: Alvise
Person: oh shit, you’re from Venice!

by THAMARKS May 6, 2018

spiritual advisor

Another term for bartender.

"Are you having a Mojito Diablo or an Italian Apple martini?"
"I dunno, let me consult the Spiritual Advisor on duty."

by vegasrew April 25, 2007

Parental Advisory

Advertising ploy aimed at children and young adults

We should put a parental advisory on our crummy album so it will sell

by LilSexy April 6, 2004

Fathers Advice

A fathers advice (Frank Nash, father of Holly and Anna Nash) of how to save yourself when being raped, is to tell the rapist that you are on your period.

Rapist: IMA FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT BIATCH
Victim: NOO PLEASE NOO, IM ON MY PERIOD!
Rapist: OHH HELL NO!
Victim: Same time next week?
Rapist: Yeah cool

Fathers advice is good.

by buebgeungeoge January 31, 2008