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audison

autumn and madison make the cutest couple

autumn + madison = audison

they will make the cutest babies in thew future
autumn+madison= audison
by ath March 29, 2013
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addison ackerman

Girl 1: Omg did you read that one mikasa fic
Girl 2: the one written by mommy addison ackerman?
Girl 1: Yasssss
by mikasasimp March 16, 2021
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Addisyn

Addisyn is very VERY pretty like it’s not even fair. She is normally mistaken for a slut or a hoe but that’s only because ppl are jealous of her. Many ppl love and adore her, she is very popular. Everyone that is not her friend tries to become her friend. She loves animals more than anything else, other than her boyfriend and family. She loves watching movies, hanging out with friends, and helping animals. She is one fun person to be around!
Addisyn is so freakin pretty!!
by Savages2006 November 25, 2018
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I am not a financial advisor

A term used by degenerates who want the credibility and reputation of an actual financial advisor but don't want the accountability and liability that comes along with it. Mainly used by room temperature IQ individuals on TikTok, Youtube, Twitter, etc under the age 21 who probably don't even have a degree, CFA, or any knowledge about basic economics yet feel the need to give financial advice.

You can find them on social media using terms like #ToTheMoon #Stonks #DiamondHands and bandwagoning the latest hype stock or meme crypto and then never to be seen again until another hype stock is talked about by the masses as they don't know anything else about the financial world other than riding the current trend.

They are somewhat related to furus (fake gurus) who want to sell you $1000 courses on stock market education you could probably find on the internet with a few minutes of research. These wannabe financial advisors love to talk about meme stocks and cryptos as well as telling people to #BuyTheDip or #HODL #DoNotSell while still putting in their disclaimer "All posts are opinions and I do not give buy, hold, or sell recommendations."

The problem with these fake advisors is that they think saying they aren't financial advisors creates a loophole where they can't be held liable for their advice. This is literally the same concept as using copyrighted material and saying "No copyright infringement intended" which completely contradicts their statement.
Actual financial advisor: I use highly complex algorithms and statistical modeling to determine accurate probabilities on my investments and can show you that investing in the S&P500 index has proven to give around a 10% return for the past 10 years

Wannabe financial advisor: stonks go brrr, doge to the moon, buy the dip guys, apes strong together *loses life savings after yoloing it on 0 day expiration options*

Actual financial advisor: This person definitely has "I am not a financial advisor" in their bio
by Mediocre Quant June 17, 2021
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addyson

Addyson is a beautiful girl. she is introverted and loves the ones who are closer to her and love her. the only thing is she thinks that she is the complete opposite of what she really is. she says she is ugly when she is flawless. she said she is bad at singing when she is beyond amazing. she says she is a failure when she is really better than most. and most importantly she says she is a terrible friend when she’s the best one you can and will ever find and will stay with you through whatever.
Woah have you seen addyson? She is flawless.
by Cris-Cris April 5, 2019
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addison

addison is a girl who is truly beautiful but doesn’t believe it. she is the best friend and with talk to you when ever you need help. she has a great contagious smile and it makes everyone happy
“addison is such a great friend!”
really? i wanna be her friend”
by happy fella November 27, 2018
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Addyson

A beautiful, confident, musical girl that everyone loves. If you find an Addyson you will instantly fall in love with her. Addyson is truly the best girlfriend in the world. She may ask for that quick fuck like Kanye.
Guy 1: Did you see that Addyson girl?
Guy 2:Yeah she's hot
by Biggieboi9712 December 23, 2018
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