re-accommodate

Verb- To forcibly remove someone from a commercial vehicle in a way that causes facial injury and bleeding in the event of a lack of seating positions, as was the case in an incident on a United Airlines plane where an unfortunate doctor was dragged off the overbooked aircraft against his will. The term itself is easy to compare to'Newspeak' a la George Orwell.

Joe: Hey did you hear about that guy who got dragged off a bus?
Henry: They didn't drag him off, they had to 're-accommodate' him.

by Intelligence001 April 28, 2017

Mission Accomplished

A phrase denoting failure. Usually used in conjunction with a photo op (where the failure wears a military costume) so that the press can have a collective orgasm.

Typically is followed by protracted guerilla wars that kill 100s of Americans in an arbitrary nation in the Islamic world

Before Mission Accomplished: 120 dead American troops

After Mission Accomplished: Over 1,000 dead American troops

by gdffdgfddsasdfasdfasdfasdf October 6, 2004

accomplice

1. Someone who works with another to get something done. A person who helps another carry out some plan...Usually bad.

2. Partner in Crime

My accomplice helped me out when I needed a favor.

by AZ.. February 2, 2008

mission accomplished

correction---2894 deaths

since mission accomplished, there have been nearly 3000 deaths

by Daniel198 December 6, 2006

Accommodate

Accomodate means the amout of space/people the building/object will hold.

"i only have one sleeping bag , and it will only accommodate one person"

by jadiepower s January 3, 2016

acomoclitism

A preference for hairless genitals.

Simon never watches '80s pornography, he has acomoclitism.

by brian_w November 16, 2010

Accomando

somebody who is a boss and will kick the shit out of you. common nickname avocado cockamando and various others

dude ryan's such a accomando

by peace bro April 9, 2010