abstracted fiji

send via text message. used to confuse potential boyfriends/girlfriends

girl: abstracted fiji!
guy: what?
girl: ABSTRACTED FIJI
guy: im sorry, i dont know what you're saying
girl: i guess i cant like you anymore....

by em mc May 4, 2009

abstract jellyfish

The act of sucking paint into your ass and squirting it out on to a canvas for the sole reason of creating an abstract peice of art.

Bro 1: woah bro these are some nice paintings how did you do them?
Bro2: I did the abstract jellyfish

Bro1: woah do you have some paint for my ass too?
Bro2: hell ya

by Inaimif October 15, 2019

Abservation

Looking and comparing midsections when out people watching.

Look at that hotties stomach! (Friend) Hey dude that's some serious bit of abservation!

by Paul Khanna June 27, 2008

Abstract Rude

A rapper Known for the song All day that he does with Tribe Unique. He Is also in a Group Called Haiku D'etat wich includes Aceyalone And Mikah 9 Known mostly for there hit single Mike Aaron And Eddie.

Guy #1: Dude You Hear DJ Wise made a fresh new mix of Abstract Rudes All Day
Guy #2: Abstract Rude? Isn't He in Haiku D'etat?
Guy #1: Ya Mang

by Samwise3739 January 28, 2009

Abstract Figure

An arbitrary number; basically numbers and data with no relative context or meaning

“Did you know that 38% of shoes come in boxes?”
“Dude, that’s such an abstract figure! You totally made it up!”

by psychopsychedelic August 4, 2019

Abstract art

Abstract Art

adj. A politically correct euphemism for terribad.

noun. An admission of intellectual impotence.

Music is not abstract art as it is arranged into a sequence. You do not simply button mash a piano.

1. a) John's art was terribad.

1. b) John likes to paint abstract art.

2. a) I suck at art.

2. b) I'm exploring abstract art.

by 0bs3n3 November 15, 2009

Abstract Eyespy

A game similar to traditional eyespy but where the things "spied" must be of a non tangible nature.

P1: Let's play abstract eyespy, you go first.

P2: I spy with my little eye something beginning with "I".

P1: Innovation

by Termite Warrior January 25, 2009