analytical chemistry

1.) n. The bastard child of statistics and general chemistry
2.) v. It is used to express poor performance in the afforementioned subject.

1.) I am sick of standard deviations and errors, I hate analytical chemistry.

2.) Person 1: How was the exam last night.
Person 2: It was Analytical Chemistry.
Person 1: Ouch... sorry to hear that.

by Skeez Adams September 19, 2008

analysize

the same as analyze except for people who can't say it correctly

I gotta go analysize this poem.

by Tyler Lindahl February 19, 2008

Analytics

The simplest definition of Analytics is "the science of analysis". In reality, the word "Analytics" has not been properly defined by the professional community and may mean different things to different people. A simple and practical definition, however, would be how an entity(i.e., business) arrives at the most optimal or realistic decision from a variety of available options, based on existing data. Business managers may choose to make decisions based on past experiences or rule of thumb, or there might be other qualitative aspects to decision making; but unless there is data involved in the process, it would be considered beyond the purview of analytics. Another definition could be that Analytics is a field of study / profession that has applications in any field (business / social / political / home) where data is available.

Common applications of Analytics include the study of business data using statistical analysis in order to discover and understand historical patterns with an eye to predicting and improving business performance in the future.

by David Gould March 6, 2008

analynn

greatest person you'll ever meet. she has a smile that can brighten your day, everyday. she is easy and fun to talk to. if there is an analynn in your life, keep her close, you won't be sorry.

that girl smiles like an analynn

by lisa dayniam March 15, 2015

Analythical

Portmanteau of analytical and mythical. Investigation that everyone agrees needs to be done, but nobody ever gets around to doing.

Director: "What do you mean the product bombed? Didn't we do any market research?"

Marketing: "Well, in the end the research was all a bit analythical"

by cfm2 December 13, 2012

analytical chemistry

A terrifying and disgusting combination of statistics and chemistry that will crush your social/sex life into nothingness. This is assuming, however, that said person had one before this class.

person1: Hey bro! last night was crazy! what did you end up doing?

person2: Oh, not much you know... sat at home and wanked it till the wee hours of the morning!

person1: Woah, why?

person2: Analytical chemistry took it to me bro.

by freebord4lyf January 21, 2010

aaralynn

she's the prettiest, funniest, unique, girl you will meet. honestly, you don't know what you're gonna get with aaralynn. it's definitely a ride or die type deal. lowkey she's pretty swaggy too

aaralynn is the swaggyest

by daiila June 14, 2021