attack crows

Crows trained by people to attack others. Could be trained by military and/or police forces, much like k-9 units. Attack Crow units would have Badges as well. Other attack crows could be trained as a much more effective 24/7 personal bodyguard service. Adam Carolla came up with the idea once while ranting about the hateful nature of birds in general, suggesting we hone their readiness to "divebomb" people. Has led to many discussions on Loveline.

"See Drew, that's where my attack crows would come in, they just divebomb any a-hole that tries to mess with ya"

by Ace Rocolla January 11, 2008

Attack Of The Flying Lizards

Basically, the greatest low budget porn-o ever!, Three men dressed as pterodactyls run after a fleeing women, when she fallsover, they proceed to have sex with her...

Not only this, but a hand puppet "pecks" at her Tuna Canoe, AND the glory hole in the pterodactly suit only allows penis out, and not the testies, making the porn-o hilarious.

Guy 1: Hey, you even seen Attack Of The Flying Lizards?

Guy 2: No...

Guy 1: Here I'll show you it...

Guy 2: Oh! what the hell! Why are they dressed as pterodactlys!?!, and why is a hand puppet giving her oral!?! AND why is there just shaft coming out the costume! Thats fucked up!

by JohnBitch May 7, 2009

attack its weak point for massive damage

A phrase said at E3 by a Sony rep, while playing one of the new "exciting and innovative" sony games.

It is now an infamous phrase used among sony haters.

"such innovative play"

"you can attack its weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE"

by You want to know who wrote this that badly? June 11, 2006

attack of the brones

Used to describe an inordinate amount of bros in a social situation. Derived from a comibation of the film "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones" and the word "bro."

Man, that party last night was like attack of the brones; the stench of hair gel was overpowering.

by chaz frantz December 28, 2007

Attack helicopter

The forbidden gender

Kid:Mom dad I'm an attack helicopter

Parents: WHAT
Kid: fadofadofadofadofado

by Used by someone else March 2, 2020

attack of the killer lobster

Is one lobsters are not harvested or killed and are able to grow to the largest of possible sizes where they are than able to walk up out of the ocean water and attack the human race and even kill innocent people. Killer Lobster attacks are now very rare since we have not had a recorded killer lobster attack in over 952 years but that just means there is one lobster if not thousands out there planning on attacking and wiping out the human race but we stand ready with nukes

OH MY GOOD LOOK OUT! ITS AN ATTACK OF the KILLER LOBSTER!!!

by mudisland33 January 31, 2010

Attack On Santa

Another version of Attack On Titan, but better! Titan santa and his giant reindeer are out killing humans for eating his cookies.

Santa Titan: YOU ATE MY COOKIES!

Armin: No! I didn't eat your cookies!
Santa Titan: WHO DID THEN?
Reindeer Titan: Yum! *Eats some*
There is Attack On Santa!

by Kitty_Sama April 14, 2017