a silly or aggressively stupid act performed by your man for no reason other than to be an ass. This act can be either spontaneous or planned in advance.
While standing quietly in line at the cinema, her boyfriend unprovoked, impulsively grabbed her butt and yelled "oh, baby, your butt is getting so big", thus displaying yet another random act of assness.
by Amy W April 2, 2007
Get the random act of assness mug.The religious belief which holds that all asses, butts, booty, and junk trunks of all shapes, colors, and sizes are equally sexually attractive. Strict assnostics will worship butts no matter what their age or condition, although many assnostics practice their religion on only a limited scale (e.g. they worship asses of any color, as long as they are young and small, etc.)
Joe: "Do you want to talk to the girl with the flat ass, the one with the large ass, or the one with the freckled ass in the bikini."
Paul: "Yes, because I am a strict Assnostic."
Paul: "Yes, because I am a strict Assnostic."
by The Assnosticator April 2, 2011
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by Frank Palace January 14, 2012
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"Sorry, bro, I really have to get home and use the bathroom."
"That's a lame asscuse and you know it!"
"Sorry, bro, I really have to get home and use the bathroom."
"That's a lame asscuse and you know it!"
by Mattalicious October 21, 2007
Get the asscuse mug.1. Produced after anal sex, the substance which seeps from the anus (mostly semen and fecal matter combined) which is commonly used as a condiment.
2. The substance produced when a person used any condiment as an anal lubricant.
2. The substance produced when a person used any condiment as an anal lubricant.
by Dirty Rodriguez, and Seymour Johnson January 14, 2007
Get the assmustard mug.The King of Kings. In the hebrew language, "Assous", translates literally into meaning "the stallion". Families bearing this last name usually harbored the princes of the kingdom. In short, they are the top of the food chain in every aspect possible.
The legend behind how "Assous" was brought as a name comes from the tale of the great warrior who saved the village and built it into a kingdom riding only a big dark horse (stallion,Assous).
Currently Ralph Lauren has borrowed this symbol of the stallion and has copyrighted it as it's logo.
The legend behind how "Assous" was brought as a name comes from the tale of the great warrior who saved the village and built it into a kingdom riding only a big dark horse (stallion,Assous).
Currently Ralph Lauren has borrowed this symbol of the stallion and has copyrighted it as it's logo.
"Watch out, here comes Assous"
by DarKnighttt February 5, 2010
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