Asshole 

One that refuses to accept the world around them.

From 'Thinner' By Stephen King
(writting as Richard Bachman)

Politicians are such assholes.

Asshole by Scruffy February 6, 2006

Asshole 

An Asshole is somebody that works to better himself sometimes at the expense of other, usually the people who deserve to be hurt. He is generally liked by everybody in his presence no matter what he does. Although the most important person to an Asshole is himself, he does care about other things and people. Although he generally betters himself at the expense of others he can sometimes help other people in the process which can draw more positive attention to himself. Not to be confused with a douche-bag or a dick, a douche-bag is somebody that cares ONLY for himself and a dick is somebody that doesn't care for anyone.

Denis Leary: An Asshole who gains the admiration of millions by saying what he wants and hurting the people who deserve it. But he still is able to have a charity for fireman, drawing positive attention to himself.

Asshole by THE A**HOLE July 11, 2010

Asshole 

The worst kind of person. You cannot fully construct a meaning that fully encompasses what this vicious insult means. If you're an asshole, you are disgusting, loathesome, vile, distasteful, wrathful, belligerent, agoraphobic, and more. Assholes are human fecal matter. They are the lowest of the low. They transcend all forms of immorality. It is the very worst of insults; to be called an asshole is to have your very soul ripped apart and shat on. I say that the word "asshole" is the worst cussword of the english language, worst than fuck, shit, and cunt combined.

See this site:

www.thedipstop.com/Asshole.html

Asshole by Eric Melech April 16, 2005

asshole 

1. Sphincter/anus/rectum
2. An annoying/abrasive person
3. My geography teacher

1. After sitting on that cold park bench for so long, his asshole was so numb he accidentally sh*t in his pants.
2. That guy is such an asshole!
3. My geography teacher is a pedophile/asshole.

asshole by IluvB123 March 4, 2005

asshole 

1) One person of many sprinkled about the face of the Earth by god to test the patience of those who believe in him. Most of which are relatives
or live in your city.

2) A broke person with no job and who you helped out and you gave them a place to sleep and you gave them food and they let your indoor cat out and they smoked your stash and they ate ALL of your food and used the last of your toilet paper and fell asleep in your favorite chair and pissed in it ... ... ... and gets mad when you kick them out but doesn't forget to ask for a ride somewhere.

1) If you are reading this ... you MIGHT be an asshole!

2) Nuff said!

asshole by LayItOnYou December 15, 2008

asshole 

Any driver but you; someone who cuts you off while you are driving

Look at that asshole, he pulled out right in front of me

asshole by Lisa Sohara February 7, 2004

AssHole 

A guy that other guys hate and their girl friends like.
The guy that your girlfriend will breakup with you for.
The person everyone seems to like but you.
Someone Karma doesn't effect negatively on.
Some one you wish you were but just can't be.

That asshole stole my girlfriend
That asshole treats her horribly but she still likes him more than me.

AssHole by Hate on me August 26, 2010