Assed Potatoes

Mashed potatoes that are prepared inside the ass of a person, or any creature with a functional anus. The potatoes are typically mashed by a BBC, but any phallic and thrusting object will do the job.

Billy buttered up his butthole in anticipation of Tyrone coming over to make some assed potatoes.

by Mr_BBC June 2, 2014

Assed Out

Lost out, lost out on something. or your fucked, meaning you blew it, or your doomed.

(exam. "That kid got caught at the wrong place and the wrong time, he's assed out").

by Th3_L0N3_W0LF September 30, 2013

Assed backwards

A person acting ass backwards on an ongoing basis.

Trump's speech was ass backwards. No surprise there. Trump is one mofo, assed backwards, whack job.

by Bursts Of Beauty June 21, 2016

Assed out

To be out of luck or screwed.

"Mom, can I go to the mall?
"You're assed out because I have no gas to take up"

by anonymous December 8, 2020

assed out

1)To be completely stoned/wasted after a major party

2)A major drug high

3)Tired, worn out

4)Out of luck

1)"Dude, how much weed have you smoked? How many beers have you had? You're assed out. Want a ride home?"

2)When Tim got home, he was so assed out he raped his own mom.

3)After a long day of tests at school, I was so assed out when I got home that I didn't even watch 'The OC'

4)Fuck, I'm grounded and I can't get a ride to the party. I'm assed out.

by Little Miss Tragedy January 30, 2005

assed out

to be done. tired beyond the point of tired. running on empty. used instead of pass out.

i worked 11 hours today, im assed out.

its 2am and i just got home, im going to ass out.

she slipped her girlfriend, two xanadu's, and she was assed out.

by the mighty mighty S.A.C April 11, 2004

assed out

Extremely tired, won't wake up for anything.

Guy to his sleeping roommates at 2:00pm, "Damn! I was gone for a minute and your both still assed out!"

by Too-Cool February 17, 2008