assault with a friendly weapon

another way of saying rape

check out surprise sex

by 2502258 November 14, 2004

assault weapon

*A firearm that is full-auto and capable of firing multiple rounds by holding the trigger.

*Apparently, a firearm that looks "menacing", or equipped with cool add-ons. Generally considered by the NRA as "an emotional response from gun-violence". On a related note, ALL shotguns are considered "assault weapons".

"My Mossberg has compensators on the muzzle. I guess that makes it an assault weapon. Oh wait. It already is."
-me

by Dave February 26, 2005

Assault Halt

The act of preventing somebody from being sexually assualted.

Wayne - "Dude, you were fully cock blocking me last night"
John - "Bro, she was nearly unconscious"
Wayne - "Yeah, nearly"
John - "It's called Assault Halting, Wayne."

by Sustain Release July 26, 2011

Assault! Human!!

Assault! Human!! was a 1972 Japanese tokusatsu television show known for being completely lost media due to the master tapes being overwritten.

You know what sucks? That this cool ass show Assault! Human!! was wiped!

by Zebboatstard March 26, 2021

assault weapon

A broad term usually used by the left to describe all guns, or more specifically guns that are modern and have black coloring to them. This can also be influenced by gun attachments.

Getting rid of Assault Weapons will just cause more gun related injuries in America.

by The-Virginity-Expert July 17, 2018

assault-shaker

When someone is so Triggered and salty over something so little and whats to start a fight over it.

Help! Theirs an Assault-Shaker

by sargey Dead November 25, 2016

Assault vegan

Assault vegans are those vegans that make The fact that they are vegan The most important part of their personality.

Assault vegans are under The impression that they have a obligation to inform everyone that they are vegan and how horrible others are for eating meat or using other animal products like leather. It does not matter how non interested you are, they will still find a way to get their "information" to you.

Today was The eight time this month i was confrontes by a assault vegan.

by 404 chef not found March 2, 2021