ASMRing

ASMR fans watching ASMR, is called "ASMRing". As suggested by websites such as asmring.io.

"What're you upto?"
"Just ASMRing, wbu?"

by CategorisedRobot May 18, 2019

.45 caliber aspirin

To shoot ones' self in the head with a .45 caliber bullet.

I'd take a .45 caliber aspirin and die a sad person before taking a class with that professor again.

by Titus1133 June 6, 2010

Aspirin

A popular term for Acetylsalicylic Acid. In Canada and Germany, among other countries, Aspirin is a patented trademark of the local Bayer subsidiaries. Therefore, any non-Bayer products are labelled as ASA (Canadian English), AAS (Canadian French), and ASS (German). I am not making the last one up!

Take two aspirin and call me in the morning!

by DFJD May 17, 2006

asspringle

The term used for the large flakes of skin that occasionally peel off of one's ass.

Tom: Hey whatcha got there Tim?
Tim: Oh nothing much, just peeled off a few asspringles.
Tom: That's gross....

by nehpets134 October 16, 2012

aspirin

A bullet to the brain or blow to the head. Usually to someone who's annoying. Lead medicine.

Not necessarily to kill someone but essentially doing something to either shut them up or get them to leave.

"Hey Lou, whatever happened to that loud mouth you kept out back?"
"Gave him an aspirin."

by Nova0 June 11, 2009

Children's Aspirin

1 part Captain Morgan, 1 part orange juice. Also known as a "rum screwdriver" or a "hammer."

"Oi! Bartender! Fetch me a Children's Aspirin!"

by James Rodesiler September 25, 2007

carbon assprint

To leave a carbon assprint:Flatulance or farts that are bad to the ozone layer because of methane.Usually followed by a turd or dookie.

I left an epic carbon assprint after that taco yesterday.I totally reaked the place out.

by Old Man Pip May 31, 2009